Lilith's Journal

true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up

it just sounds better on the amv idk what to tell you

ICONIC MOMENTS IN DIVA HERSTORY

Simplicity and monochromatic frames

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

straight vampires are so unrealistic

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass

if they end up having to physically drag trump out of the white house, I want that shit livestreamed. 

Isn’t it consensual when she gave him the photos when they were together 🔚

From a lawyer: “The photos were consensual. But she did not consent to distribution “

He really thought he did something with that comment and his lil stank emoji at the end lol

Reblog to save a LIFE dat shit is not ok

for the ladies, and even gentlemen, who follow me and find themselves in this situation.

Same goes for you Men. If your ex leaks photos of your dick or any videos you sent her, you can sue too. Yea, giving the photos with consent is Aight, but spreading them around and “exposing” Ain’t it chief

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

Never seen so much emotion from a toy shark.

the things nerds do to avoid awkward conversations…

This reminds me of that one story where this guy ran a marathon and whenever someone would try to talk to him, he would run a little faster to avoid small talk conversation with other competitors and ended up winning the marathon

it sucks that once you're 21 you've unlocked all the age restricted privileges you'll ever get. I think it should go on as you get older. after 30 piracy is allowed. at 42 you're allowed to shoplift. once you're 65 all drugs are legal. after 80 you can do arson. if you make it to 100 you're allowed to commit a murder.

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

i wanna fuck and then die

cicadas the lot of you

HELP HIM YOU MONSTERS HE’S CONFUSED

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Great! How do I uninstall it?

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18