Reblogs and Cute Hogs

the most frustrating thing abt having sex as a non plushie is that no one ever throws me in the washing machine after

actually the hottest thing a woman can wear is her pair of comfy pants with no underwear and a tank top that has stains on it because she intends to stay home and can’t be bothered to find anything else.

she's doing the dishes with her hair sort of held up in a half broken clip and I pull down her pants to eat her out from the back.

I'm a pervert and wanna see

I'm glad so many agree with me.

why are people giving ranni elden ring huge tits. fuck her flat doll chest like intended

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

Girls are you okay?

HLVRAI LIVE IN PERSON! And its just a soldout theatre of people watching wayne in a VR headset talk to himself with no screen to show us what he’s seeing and no speakers so we dont know what he’s hearing.

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely