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*deep inhale* BITCH

I’m all for this!!! 😭

I LOVVVVVE THIS❤

I’M REALLY HERE FOR IT

Reblogging again! I LOOOOOOVE THIS SO MUCH!! 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️

WOOOOOO BITCH! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💗😍😍😍

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

bolded. just in case.

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

By the hour, this post is getting so much love. I created it because there were almost no images of Black Men being intimate in my upbringing. It was a taboo in my household. Intimate meaning being close, loving, vulnerable… not necessarily in love. So, I’m appreciating the increasing images of closeness between Black men in the media for this generation. And I’m elated that so many Black Women are showing this post love. I believe Black Men, in addition to Black People, have a bright future.

Fam the stomps are what took me out

Obama & Michelle ❤️

Protecting Black girls is cool until it’s a Black girl you don’t like. It’s cool until she’s unattractive. It’s cool until she’s dark skinned or plus sized. Protecting Black girls is cool until she’s trans. Protecting Black girls is cool when their hair is curly and their eyes are light. That’s a missing poster worth reblogging, right? Okay, cool.

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

Let me rb her since I need too

Chill in the kitchen, keep me company and vibe to some soul music while I cook dinner for you.

Hawkeye can sing