She Flies With Her Own Wings

one time i went to a work event with my dad and he was talking about some celebrity and one of the other guys there was like “i have no idea how you know all this stuff, i’m too old for this” and dad was like, “oh, you know, i’ve got teenagers” in a very ‘they force me to watch their garbage’ sort of way at which point i realized dad had been using me as a smokescreen for his love of mtv for years

when i was younger he would always let me bring my gameboy along to keep me entertained and then he would ask what i was up to in enough detail to establish that he had a basic understanding of pokemon, in order to establish dominance over the other, non-pokemon-understanding parents

or you know he was just trying to understand you better to have a better bond with you but yeah ESTABLISHING DOMINANCE over other parents sounds good too

I don’t take shit from men.. but I do take money.

“why would anyone ever want to be a stripper” Bitch i make $30 for 3 minutes of looking cute and half-ass dancing, who tf wouldn’t want to be a stripper lmao fuck outta here

SAME

aesthetic  

this 1000% this

Or telling us how we should hustle or what kind of customer we should go talk to. That’s what blows my mind.

It’s always the customers that don’t pay that have advice

don't throw hate at me, throw money

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet