I am in love

I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest

kinda wish I was one of those homosexuals who are really into feet or pits or something idk they seem kinda happy

We are not

My shopping cart rn: twizzler nibs, nerds clusters, barkleys cinnamon pastilles, retinol

Eyebrow pencil.

are you adding stuff to my cart

if you think humans are inherently bad or that we do not have a purpose in this world… listen to a little kid explain something to a dog

the kid talks to the dog like the dog can understand them, the dog listens like it’s understanding the kid. i think that’s what it’s all about

Tried Wendys for the first time today.... treated like burger

*tasted

They did NOT put me on the grill

in medieval times there were a lot of reanimated skeletons with swords but you dont really see any more these days

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

“Using this new paint formulation to cover a roof area of about 1,000 square feet could result in a cooling power of 10 kilowatts. ... That’s more powerful than the air conditioners used by most houses.” (statement, paper)