hey there

someone: *genuinely cares about my self-destructive ass*

I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later. And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.

also there was a study where they scanned elephants’ brains and it turns out when they see us, their brains do the same thing that human brains do when we see a puppy.

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

People who are younger than you but taller

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

People who are younger than you

People

hey did you know how big an albatross was because I