Poo's Shit

oh my god

oh my god

oh my god

I'm 12 and I smoke memes so fuck the shut up

one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past  almost 13 years 

Jesus Christ

is this a reaction or an example

Truly a Christmas miracle. 

Chuckie experiences his first existential crisis.

me: going 100mph (100 mistakes per hour)

college professor: i’m rejecting your evolutionary biology thesis me: wtf why dude college professor: you added “(lmao)” every time you mentioned the species Homo Erectus