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I had to read a Heinlein book for a literature class on sci-fi and it was HORRIBLE and the only thing that got me though it was thinking "it's time for more Deep Thoughts With Heinlein(tm)" what a strange man this author was...

my working theory is that the most foundational works of literature in a given genre are the ones that inspire the most concepts and tropes that are carried forward in the genre and this inspiring property is frequently because there is, to simplify, something deeply wrong with them

non-cannon

So, uh... following that train of thought... what's deeply wrong with the Lord of the Rings?

comicaurora

Johnald Ronald Rolkien Tolkien built fifteen different elvish languages and wrote poetry in all of them and you ask me what was wrong with him

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How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

redstonedust

always good to have friends who are at least 5 years older than you and friends who are at least 5 years younger than you. being the youngest person you know will make you feel like an inexperienced child who knows nothing of the world. being the oldest person you know will make you feel like the joker.

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sugar-petals

hot take in a roundabout way i think that's also why so many of us opt out of becoming parents ourselves

advanced-passenger-train

Does anybody know how to fix it

rosslynpaladin

Start disappointing people and not backing out of it when they are upset, reject feeling ashamed of everything including of yourself, start saying No to things you do not want to do not just things you're scared of, do more of those things you're scared of but wish you could do, make your own plans and execute them, decide to do or not do something without basing it on who will Dislike it.

Free Will takes practice, and the chance of making someone somewhere Slightly or even Very Disappointed In You. But you're an adult and you can't be made to stand in a corner anymore.

#it's so frustrating when you get someone like this as a coworker #I understand you are so deeply afraid of fucking up that you are unable to do any kind of damn task in the first place #I can see the levels of anxiety you are working with #I can't deal with this tho

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deffania

froddo-baggins

so since the dragon age fandom has returned from the shadowrealm i thought i'd share some adoribull screenshots from my modded playthrough because i love them so much and if dorian isn't in the veilguard i will riot

shortwaveradioenthusiast

kingedwardsapphires

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

I love that tumblr slang does involve a little bit of RuPaul's Drag Race ballroom-culture-turned-red-flag brainrot slang, but with taste.

everythingfox

Bilingual

sayhelloanimalfriends

no music 🐔

#multicultural queen

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byjove

ohhhh now I understand why the German exchange student I met in high school was enjoying North Carolina so wholeheartedly

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sleepyjim2

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

Musicals is such a very specific special interest with specific challenges. I meet a new musical fan and immediately float The Last Five Years as my favorite musical, because if they have not heard of it, I know I have a basic afoot. If they don't know 5Y they don't know Next To Normal. They don't know about Titanique. They don't know that the Beetlejuice musical is kind of it's own thing and not so much the movie. You're familiar with Phantom of the Opera? Yes? Are you familiar with Patti Lupone's Andrew Lloyd Webber pool? No? Okay, great! But then they will often get sad that I go deeper into the iceberg of musicals than they do. They sometimes will start looking a little sad, or apologetic. No, baby, it's okay! Please, you have to be SO online to be on top of all this. You're perfect. You know every word in Phantom of the Opera and that's all you need!

#I am a Phantom hater tho #ALW is one of my main parasocial enemies

3liza

everyone is sick of reading everyone else's list of personal problems at the top of their blogs, we've been over all the reasons why this is a bad idea both interpersonally and as an online safety thing, however i think it should also be mentioned that just showing me the big list of what's wrong with you first thing when i click on your blog counts as spoilers and ruins the narrative tension. i clicked on your blog to find out over time, through a series of mysterious flashbacks and delightful subtextual nods, what's wrong with you. youre taking all the fun out of it

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fragiledate

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

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