I might not go down in history, but I will go down on you!💋

lol, it was worth a try anon ;)

So adult content is being banned from Tumblr on the 17th of December.... As a strictly adult blog that means I'll pretty much be done on Tumblr when that day comes.  I just wanna say a quick thanks to all you horny guys and girls who followed me over the months. As of right now there are 15,341 of you! That might not be a lot for some porn blogs, but it’s way more followers than I ever thought I'd have when I first opened this account. For anyone who’s interested, you’ll be able to find me on pornhub after the porn-pocalypse consumes us... https://www.pornhub.com/users/lil-shlick Thanks everyone, and stay horny! - Lauren xo

This might be stupid, in fact it definitely is. But im hot so humour me ffs.  We’re gonna play a game, and if it’s popular we’ll make this a daily thing. It’s simple. I ask a question and you reblog and add your answer below.  Todays question: Something white guys hear that black guys dont? My answer: Put a condom on.

I swear I have so many non-porn related blogs run by white girls stealth following me. It’s all good to lurk without liking or reblogging, but for god sake girl stop lying to yourself and admit you’re a snowbunny. I’m so tempted to start naming and shaming these closet bbc sluts. 😈

I haven’t hooked up with a girl before, but I would be down to someday

Saturday 4th of August 😇

I’ve got a busy fucking schedule!