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"There is no discerning difference between these two restrooms, but if we don't slap a gendered label on them everyone will be confused" is a pretty good summation of the state of things in ohio.

The bear in area

THHIS IS STILL ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PICTURES I HAVE ON MY COMPUTER

and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

Oh no now I love the water cooler angel

Tyler: Hm. Okay. Good to know. 

Like. You’ll look in the mirror and all the sudden you’re like wOW that-that’s me. That’s my face. Then you touch your face and it’s like hANDS I HAVE HANDS TO FEEL STUFF WITH. Then you’ll look around and everything is just new you just notice little things like the picture hanging in your hallway has a jet black frame and you look down at what you’re wearing and are just so hyper aware of your surroundings and yourself. Then all the sudden you’re back to how you were. Everything feels the same and it’s back to normal life.

thank god i screen shot it

this ask has been sitting in my inbox for eight years and today i am setting it free like a caged bird

can i buy a vowel????

my life is a joke