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“It’s fucking outrageous. It’s ridiculous. And ’twas ever thus. We all watched James Bond as he got more and more geriatric, and his girlfriends got younger and younger. It’s so annoying.” - Helen Mirren on the bullshit that is (sexist) ageism (source) Whenever you need a positive role model to help you remember that aging is NATURAL, aging is BEAUTIFUL, there is NOTHING WRONG with aging, and if you’re LUCKY will you live long enough to experience it – look long and hard at every single one of these these Queens. LOOK. AT. THEM. 

Go ladies!

Many women have talked about how amazing life is after your 40s. Some have their happiest years in their 70s. We need to stop believing society when it tells us our lives are over when we reach 35.

Quite accurate

are you really even gay if you haven’t already picked out which of the six merry murderesses of the cook county jail you would play and how you would deliver your own verse

You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. Pop. So I came home this one day. And I’m really irritated. I’m looking for a little bit of sympathy. And there’s Bernie. Lying on the couch, drinking a beer, and chewing. No, not chewing. Popping. So I said to him, I said, “You pop that gum one more time…” And he did. So I took a shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots. Into his head.

big mood: the woman in cell block tango who killed her husband for chewing gum loudly