Y'all haters corny with that illuminati mess

At least Larries and Ziams take into consideration the LGBT movements.

Where?

Where do tinhats give a shit about any LGBT movement? What the fuck is this bullshit you’ve been fed?

Where do tinhats help me, a bisexual female, when about 80% of their theories uphold bi-erasure?

Where do tinhats help my gay best friend who’s spent half of his fucking lifetime so far trying to rid himself of the burden the society stows upon him through goddamn stupid stereotypes? 

Where do tinhats help heterosexual males feel at ease with the idea of healthy masculinity that includes simple interaction with other males when all they do is take the purest of moments between mates to prove who tops and who bottoms in their fantasies?

Where do tinhats help the LGBT community by assigning them the sickest of labels, things that very same community has worked YEARS AND YEARS to expel from society and is struggling with?

How do tinhats take into consideration closeted people’s feelings when all they do is try to out who they believe is trapped? I’m fucking sure my closeted friend would fucking love to be outed every day, humiliated by ignoramus assumptions and constant lack of respect.

I’m sure the LGBT+ community loves to be fetishized every second of every fucking day. I love reading about how Louis’s wrist is gay. I love reading about how Harry’s brave and commendable attempt at being a real LGBT+ ally is a secret message to his fanatic, borderline moronic “fans” who obsess over the idea of him being fucked raw by his bandmate while being filmed, so they can later feast on the sight.

I’m sure Liam and Zayn love their families being attacked relentlessly. I’m sure refusing to accept someone’s stated sexuality does fucking wonders for my community.

I’m sure assuming someone’s sexuality when they’ve explicitly stated they don’t want to label themselves is a prime fucking example of how to be an LGBT+ ally.

Fuck you. I’ve never assigned anyone any sexuality other than the one they’ve comfortably stated they have.

Don’t come into my askbox spewing bullshit like this when me and several other people here, founded in REALITY, have had to deal with those real life issues repeatedly. I’ve been fucking bullied over those very same things Larries and Ziams celebrate. I’ve seen my friends crumble under the very same pressure Larries and Ziams put these celebrities through.

If you can’t tell how fetishizing and glorifying unhealthy stereotypes is internalized homophobia then get off Tumblr and go educate yourself.

Or maybe talk to someone who actually cares about LGBT+. 

yeah, we call you delusional. that’s really much less than what you deserve.

it’s 2018. it’s been over 500 days since they were last seen in a room together and people can sue if their contracts are restrictive and people do, people with much less money and much less influence than Louis has. at some fucking point you need to put down the conspiracy theorist-tinted glasses and wake the FUCK up to reality and STOP using the stories of actual gay men and women to justify the things you don’t like about a man who told you he’s straight.

but… i was lied to from the very beginning. this person was pretending to be someone, but i don’t want to say who.. it’s embarrassing to think about how much i believed them in the first place. however, they seemed to be saying all the right things and predicted a bunch of things in the fandom. now that i look back though, a lot of what they said was so ambiguous that it could have been interpreted in a variety of ways. that’s what tricked me, and everyone else. it was months before i even found out the truth about them, and i feel so horrible that i let things go on for as long as they did.

http://organicstunts.tumblr.com/post/169869692383/the-truth-hey-guys-its-been-a-while-for-those

I think almost every fandom I’ve ever been in has involved someone privately catfishing members by pretending to be either the celebrity themselves or someone close to the celebrity. 

When your whole identity is about needing to believe in two men being together, a baby being fake, that all of this being revealed at some point soon, as well as these men thanking you specifically and elaborately, then you’re incredibly vulnerable to people who can walk in and lie and claim they have the answers you need to keep you going. When that’s a belief system, you’re buying every bridge you come across.

On the one hand I think it’s sad to be manipulated like that, nobody deserves that… but then on the other hand, that’s literally what all Larries are doing all the time to their followers. They’re on the biggest catfishing scam of them all.

All Larries do is catfish by pretending Larrie is some definitively real bit of Ozymandias structure out in the wilderness that is never going to be changed by the sands of time, that they have any insight into it at all through their bedrooms a million miles away, that Larrie is a thing that requires even any amount of “belief” from anyone because two men dating is not dependent on how many devote fans believe in it or not, that it’s important to care about whether two men are dating above everything else including children, and that their behavior is just and right so long as Larrie is real and they keep going.

Larrie is the catfish.

With conspiracy theories they both believe these are the world’s most powerful people but also the world’s most stupid. They’re capable of forcing people to fake babies for absolutely no reason whatsoever besides evilness, yet they slip up and fuck up all the time so that the Larries can keep hot on their trail.

IT’S LIKE HIS TEAM DOESN’T WANT HIM TO HAVE POSITIVE PRESS!

Get a fucking clue.

Please understand that larries are still out here making a fool of themselves and it’s almost 2018. Like the delusion has hit hard folks, as 2017 is coming to a close people are still saying stupid shit about Louis ‘renting a child’ and using the hashtag ‘babygate’ as if they believe (and they do) that louis and harry are still being forced to or are trying to hide their undying love for one another.

Louis is a father and a good one at that, if you don’t realize that then you don’t love the real Louis, you love some trite fiction version of Louis that doesn’t fucking exist.

I absolutely can argue with that, anon. Larries said there was no way there would be a birth certificate, no way louis would confirm the pregnancy, no way he would claim the baby verbally, no way he would post a picture, no way he would be in video with a moving baby, no way he would continue to interact with Briana, no way he would still be a father on Freddie’s first birthday, and here we are. Larries have outright admitted they have allowed themselves to move these goalposts over and over again.

Why would a paternity test result shut larries up when a birth certificate didn’t? Is a government document MORE falsifiable than a set of unverifiable words printed on paper? Why do larries believe TMZ when they say Louis didn’t have a pat test but not InTouch that said he DID? Do larries know that Louis would have had to sign a Declaration of Paternity before he even was permitted to be allowed on the birth certificate as the father? Do they know that the same TMZ said that in the custody case of Louis and Briana that there is NO question of paternity?

In terms of harm for Freddie, can larries let themselves imagine for moment how much more it would hurt Freddie to know that Louis thought it was more important to appease people who thought Briana had been tricking him about paternity than to let Freddie believe he trusted his mother, even if he DID take a test to protect his financial interests?

What, exactly, is left ambiguous here? There are no other contenders for fatherhood, no one has stepped up to say they were with Briana. There is no challenge for Louis to meet, and the only reason Larries deny paternity is because they ALSO DENY MATERNITY. They deny Briana was even PREGNANT, but claim to argue over whether Louis was the father??

Larries: Well yeah so it’s from 6 years ago, we have recent stuff too! *posts gifs from two years ago*

Larries: Well yeah so anyway, why did a female of the woman gender wear leggings a week after giving birth? No grown adult who I correspond with has been able to explain that one to me for the 6038205y93209129284984 time yet!