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I put on some mascara and lip tint, and now i feel powerful

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

This just kept on getting better.

This is the best thing

time to bust my retainers and blame it on Andrew Garfield 

Why does my future depend on me I don't like this

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

It’s always mandatory to reblog this whenever it appears

is anyone gonna like hold my hand, fall in love with me, etc?

let my poor baby take his bath

Literally my husky is the same way. He’s only a few months and he’ll cry to go back outside after being in the house two seconds.

I was feeling very lonely this evening and now I’m laughing down to my belly so thank you for this post

i had an interview today with the two directors of socials for an MUN at my school and i replied to a question of theirs with a joke. one of the directors didn’t get it but the other one did and he tried explaining the joke to him and i wanted to leave it was so awkward omg

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr

i’ve never experienced this many emotions from a post