I love your light

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

enough with hills to die on. i climbed this hill to Kill

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

american individualism is a disease bitch get well soon <3

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

….as someone who was terrified of having their own opinion, this is truly inspiring

the hills are alive with all the fucks i give on select topics

googled my symptoms and turns out I have to have a pretty girl kiss me

whats the point of having a cat if it doesn’t commit crimes

Walks into the shelter like “give me the biggest bastard here”

are you supposed to eat the whole brownie

this is the most viscerally lesbian image I have ever seen