Markiplier quotes {Sentence Starters}
"No, thank you! I don't want any!"
"You do you, and I'll do me. And we won't do each other, probably."
"SHUT UP NURSE! I KNOW WHAT'S BEST!"
"You! You're gonna die tonight! You and your taut chest and your lovely butt. You look good, sailor!"
"It's so peaceful and pretty I think I'm going to vomit."
"Wanna run that by me again?"
"Instructions not clear, got dick stuck in ghost."
"Please let me have as much time as you can give me. Please take, your sweet-ass time."
"I knew they would stab me in the back! I'll just have to stab them in the back. I'll stab them in the butt. That's what I'll do."
"How was I supposed to do anything?! What was that?!"
"AAHH! That is a beast of legend!"
"Those are people! Those are people! I'm gonna go say hi to the people!"
"Alright alright alriiight! You gon' learn today!"
"I'm King of the Squirrels!!!"
"Oh my god, that is so morbid!"
"What the hell was that?! What did you just throw at me?!"
"Dammit, where the hell are these guys? They're nowhere to be found."
"YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!"
"Get your mind outta the gutter!"
"That guy was, like, in full body armor! How'd they kill him?"
"I told thee to calm thine tits! Thine tits are very rambunctious."
"Well, isn't this fan-fricken-tastic!""
"I'm not very committed to this decision, but whatever."
"I'm not scared. Not even a little bit."
"That thing likes to scream in my ear."
"WHEEEERE'S THE BLAAACKSMIIIITH?!?"
"Okay, now I'm scared. I'M SCARED!"
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