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slytherin: because theyâre dead.


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gryffindor: why canât dinasaurs clap?
ravenclaw: because their hands are too shortâ
slytherin: because theyâre dead.

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nobody:
edward sitting down at the lunch table:
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This was a comment under a Youtube video, and found it so beautiful that I wanted to share it. Almost made me cry :3
I repeat, thatâs not mine! Idk who the owner of this text is. If someone please know, tag him/her under the blog.
Little Girl: Whatâs on your arm?Â
Me: Theyâre battle scars.Â
Little Girl: You fought in a war?Â
Me: Yeah. A long and hard one.Â
Little Girl: Thatâs so cool! Can I get one?Â
Me: No. Please do not ever get any. But Iâll tell you what. Whenever you see someone else with battle scars, I want you to hug them, okay? Can you promise me?Â
Little Girl: Yes. I promise.Â
A few days later we went on a short shopping spree. Suddenly the little girl let go of my hand and ran up to another random teenager.Â
Teen: Why are you hugging me?Â
Little Girl: Because... (*points*) you have battle scars just like my babysitter.Â
The teen looked up at me, and I rolled up my sleeves to show her. With tears in her eyes, she said one thing to me...Â
Teen: My war is far from being finished yet, but Iâm not done fighting.Â
She bends down at eye level with the little girlÂ
Teen: Thanks for giving me the strength to keep fighting. You are forever my war hero.
when u start reading a really good book but it has no fandom
periodt :(
Ravenclaw : This month, Iâm going to read this book, and this one, and this one too. And watch this tv show. And that one too.Â
Slytherin : Youâre never going to finish all of this.
Ravenclaw : Yes I WILL.
Slytherin : Thatâs what you always say...

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Easton answering Reedâs phone : Easton : Hello? Ella : Easton? Can you let me talk to Reed? Easton : No. Ella : No?? What the hell? Why? Easton : You know forgot something. Ella : Please? Easton : No, this isnât it. Ella : Then what do you want me to say! Easton : You KNOW what you have to do. Ella : ... Easton : Ella? Ella : No, Eastâ. Iâm not saying it. Easton : I guess youâll never talk to Reed then. Ella : Easton!! Easton : Yeeeees? :) Ella : ... okay... Easton youâre the perfect human being living in this world, and the best and funniest brother of all time. Satisfied ? Easton : And the hottest! Ella : No, thatâs Reed.
Slytherin : I spent quarantine on tiktok.
Gryffindor : I spent quarantine taking care of myself and trying to have a glow up.
Ravenclaw : I spent quarantine on Netflix, and reading books.Â
Hufflepuff : I... ehm... I spent quarantine sleeping :â)
Adrien: Iâm angry with you.
Marinette: Iâm angry with you, too.
Adrien: Letâs give each other some space.
Marinette: Good idea.
Marinette: [gets off Adrienâs lap to sit next to him on the couch - theyâre still holding hands]
Alya: Is this a joke?
Alec Lightwood somehow manages to perfectly fit the categories of âlooks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon rollâ, âlooks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill youâ, âlooks like he could kill you and could actually kill youâ, and âlooks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon rollâ all at the same time and I think thatâs admirable