𓏲﹕𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐜 ⸝⸝ 🌊 ˎˊ

Have you ever heard of.. The All Blue?.. 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

She/Her, INFP, Anime geek and One Piece freak, writer because I can't drawer, ♥ ︎'s blue and Sanji ֶָ֢ 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯

Welcome to the crap café, where I serve all my lovely Lights their orders .ᐟ Today's menu consists of :

The weekly (if not less than that..) oneshot. Topped off with fluff and angst, a typical and yet delightful seasoning that can be separate and or paired together, which is quite common and yet never boring in this region.

Headcanons, a house specialty we are known for! The classic recipe we all say "Just like Mama makes" to, because this is what our head chef first started off with following after mama, an oldie but a goodie we see constantly dished out and happily dined on!

Character analysis.. Oo lala! A newer addition to our menu which has not been served yet, but the head chef has been excited to experiment and send one out! So don't be shy to order one.

Reacts! R... r.. Ravioli.. 🤤 Ahem.. A fan favorite apparently! They came out shortly after our classic headcanons and boy did they cause a doozy round here. So if you're new and want something that has the whole house foaming at the mouth? Order one of these will ya!

Fanfics........ Not out yet! Head chef is a bit.. shyer with these..

Mix & Matches! Interested in our little café but unable to find anything on the main menu that suits your taste? Fear not! The crap café also takes requests! But.. before you order anything, we gotta go over the basics, buds.

Dos and Don'ts: I will take any request basically, but as mentioned before fluff and angst are my personal favorites. What I don't do though no matter what is; smut, non-consent, horribly graphic gore, incest, adult x minor, found family x found family/parental figure x child figure, character x character unless in a poly scenario with reader, human x animal, and just anything morally incorrect. Be polite, be appropriate, be good guys. And don't think of me as a machine to just spit out your requests, as much as I love working for the public I am a lazy and busy person! EDIT: And don't feed my work to AI nor relate it to it in ANY way! I don't sit here staring at a screen for hours and questioning my every word to get compared to a stupid machine!

Spicy? Sweet? KNY?! You may be seeing a lot of One Piece round these parts, cause yeah, head chef favors it over everything. It's got the flavor they really look for when cooking up dishes. But! Head chef also makes other dishes! KNY/Demonslayer, Naurto, and MHA are on this list! And this list will likely grow as head chef learns from cuisine all around the world!

Taggity tag tags! As for the other locations you can find our little cafe.. or well, cafes, are the ones I list here: norvwrites for writing, norvyaps for just talking, and norvanswers for responses to requests/asks! (You can also check out my strawpage for my tiktok + other socials.. 👀 strawpage is in da bio)

Seems that'll be all today friends, I'll be back for your orders shortly .ᐟ ৎ୭