The Theater of Lies

An independent multiverse rp/ask blog for Shadow Milk Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom! Will be slightly canon divergent! Will explore themes of betrayal, lies, and manipulation so be warned! 18+ only due to themes of manipulation. Sideblog to @inkyprince

Rules: Rule Page

- Mun is an adult (21+); however there isn't going to be anything explicit here. However there might be suggestive stuff, in which it be tagged with #suggestive. This is just text, nothing visual - I match roleplay lengths to the best of my ability. - I type in exclusively third person when roleplaying, this does not mean you have to, it is just how I write. - Most asks are allowed, purely explicit questions are not allowed. - You can ask the mun things as well! - I'm up for most types of roleplays! One offs, Collaborative stories, Au's, ect! - I adore writing with ocs, cross-fandoms, everything. - I am not mutual exclusive! Feel free to interact even if I'm not following you! -I will not poke people for responses unless it's requested (or listed in your rules page). I will assume you are no longer interested. You are free to poke me for responses! There is a chance I did not see it!

No DNI as I block freely (Typical DNI stuff, just don't be a dick) (Extra under the cut)

Those stupid, STUPID, heroes. That stupid Pure Vanilla. Who did he think he was, as if Shadow Milk needed HIM as a friend. The jester didn't even need friends! He was fine all by himself! Those stupid cookies and their stupid ideals.

Generate 10 headcanons and accept ✔ or reject ✖ them!

Shadow Milk Cookie can play the piano. ✔️

If Shadow Milk Cookie was presented with an intergalactic portal, they would enter it without question. ❌ (Would question it, debate, then possibly enter.)

Shadow Milk Cookie sucks at saying tongue twisters. ❌

Shadow Milk Cookie was forced to eat cement as a child. ❌

Shadow Milk Cookie has chronic nightmares. ✔️

Shadow Milk Cookie is awful with kids. ✔️/❌ (Depends on whos kid, and your definition of awful)

Shadow Milk Cookie will go feral. Watch out. ✔️

Shadow Milk Cookie has punched a hole in their wall. ❌

Shadow Milk Cookie has a roblox account. ✔️ (If only to tease other players)

Shadow Milk Cookie can drive. ❌(Don't put him in front on the wheel please.)

@darkcacaocookieandfriends sent in a prompt; "For the last time, stop trying to do that!" (Burning Spice)

Fabric was strewn everywhere, despite him being a master at theatre and construction, it was hard to make costumes for people who weren't there. As such piles and piles of half finished outfits laid strewn across the floor. He growled at another unsuccessful attempt, throwing it across the room unceremoniously. Despite his wonderful transformation skills as well, he still couldn't get the proportions right, some parts of costumes strewn upon himself showed he even tried.

Shadow Milk almost didn't even hear Burning Spice, and even then only heard him on the second time before he turned around, a large grin crossing the jesters face.

Burning Spice! My friend! My pal. My buddy!" He gave a little bow. "Welcome to my Spire of Shadows!" The jester added, giving an extra little flourish with his hat. Oh right. The costumes. With a quick snap the excess fabric and disheveled projects disappeared, almost as if they were never there. After all, he couldn't let his surprise get spoiled!

"It's so good to see you in the dough! Both of us really! It's sooooo liberating! I can't wait to catch up on so so so much lost time!" The jester was stalling, if only for a bit. He circled Burning Spice, turning his attention away from where the previous 'workshop' was situated.