Lightning McQueen

jason (internally): id give roy a 6

I think about this tweet EVERY DAY. EVERY DAY I LONG FOR THIS.

Roy went from “hello sir, it’s nice to meet you” to “your daughter calls me daddy too”

2. Bottom Jason if there’s sex 

Person: WTF!!

on how to love a supernova (✯)

The answer is that Jaydick is beautiful and I’m trying to show you. Enjoy it. I am Jaydick af.

“Gotta keep my mouth occupied, Dickiebird.”

But close ain’t close enough ‘til we cross the line. So name a game to play, and I’ll roll the dice.

Jason: *pulls out guns* ALRIGHT, THE NEXT PERSON TO EVEN LOOK AT HIM IS GETTING A BULLET UP MAIN STREET!!!!

Well damn

No you're not babes

Roy went from “hello sir, it’s nice to meet you” to “your daughter calls me daddy too”