Two tickets down the rabbit hole, please.

serving gunt

It’s her….The Binch

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

Do you think the wet bandits from home alone ever held each other? Ever kissed each other, gently, and then passionately? Explored each other’s bodies, huddled in the back of their van?

bringing this back for Christmas

the meme is past its heyday but this was the origin of the “explored each others bodies” memes from this year. I’ve stayed humble about it though. merry christmas again. 

Crazy how kamala Harris had a landslide win guaranteed when she first announced her campaign and then completely fucked herself in every way trying to appeal to republicans and moderates and racists and fascists and genociders and etc. nice job

Simultaneously saying she had no issues with the way Joe Biden ran the country, but she would be harder on border control than donald trump, wouldn’t endorse trans rights, and was just as committed to international genocide as everybody else. Literally the worst campaign I’ve ever seen