Lightning Wield(h)er

Hello, Mortals. It is I, Zeus... yes, that Zeus. The king of the gods who's commonly joked for being the "God of One Night Stands". For the assholes who say that, I bet you wouldn't say that shit to my face. Try me. TRY ME-"

Name: Zeus, what kind of question is that?

Children: Where do I start. Just look at this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Children_of_Zeus

Gender: basically whatever I want, but I default to male

Sexuality: Everyone.

Relationship status: when Hera's there? Married.

Appearences: Anything I want to be. I'm a God, I don't have a set appearance

DO interract: EPIC rp blogs, PJO rp blogs, riordanverse rp blogs, Greek Mythology rp blogs, Greek Mythology OC blogs, Epic oc rp blogs, Riordanverse rp blogs, Anons, etc (HADES games rp blogs can interract, but I don't know anything about the game.)

DNI: Transphobes, Homophobes, Racists, Rapists, 18+ (Nsfw) rp blogs, and ANYTHING within this list.

List of Blogs I know:

[To be Added]

@hera-of-peacocks - my very amazing wife

Adopted kids:

@hyacinthexposure - Hyacinth 🪻

@bright-side-of-the-moon-tele - Telemachus 🗡

@onlythegodsknows - Dahlia/Dolly

@sunflower-azura - Azura 🌻

@fl04tingcl0uds - Aeolus 💨

@nymph-0f-s1lk - Silk 🌬

@daddy-issues-and-mxrder - Ace

@circe-puppeteer - random hobo on the street

@wind-kiara - Gay Bitch

@siren-alyssa - fatherless siren

@atlascelestialsblog - Atlas

@childofpinkneonlightning - Quinn

@sparrow-the-tired-lesbian - Sparrow

yk the one that involved being sewn since his mom died

"Ah."

brodar which one

"OhmygaiaIdon'thavethepatienceforthis"

"Caine sort of sounds like my son. He's got moxxie, I like it."

Insert mr.peabody hypnosis gif

"What?? What am I going to do with a plate of cheese??"

-N. Honeycutt

"Hello! Yes, um- that's me. A few things have happened upon my disappearence."

"I stayed a few weeks at one of Demeter's temples. The Nymphs and farmers that visit every once and a while are incredibly kind. I certainly need to thank Demeter for her hospitality."

"I visited my family at the old place I was raised only to find out.. uh." She looked down, fiddling with her fingers. "It's abandoned. I can only hope they simply relocated."

"And I spent the rest of my months visiting places in Europe! I also went to Ἀσία! A completely different world there, truly. Nothing like what we have in Greece!" She clasped her hands together.