it's ya girl

if you hear someone havingng an emotional moment in the bathroom and crying in a closed stall the best thing you can do for them in that moment is shake the door really loud and growl

does anyone remember that one meme thats like “the boings” over a picture of airplanes smiling . i was obsessed with it my friends would be like do not send that stupid boings again

are you eating poisons? deadly poisons? and youe didnt share? can i have some of your poisons. Can i have some of your deadly poisons

dogs when youre eating chocolate or grapes

haters will see you mixing the elixir of life and ask if it’s FDA approved

i thought your boyfriend was cute so i encased him in amber

I can't get over "and comes fucks me".

beef strokin off lmfao

why do they call it a restroom, i'm kicking so much ass in here

just killed a wild boar

Clifford the big red dog has the zoomies event 15 dead 162 injured

bye gongeous (seals you in the tomb forever)