Mi-Amy

Aries: Wants to be serious with someone who has a sense of direction and ambition in life, but also has a good sense of humor (puns are a plus).

Taurus: Wants someone loyal, sweet, and understands them on a deep, personal level.

Gemini: Wants someone adventurous and romantic. Trips and big romantic gestures are a must

Cancer: Wants someone who’s optimistic, romantic, and isn’t afraid to show their emotions. Being an open book with each other is important to them.

Aries: Blends in so well with the demons that they get a case of mistaken identity and end up working there

Taurus: Their torture is that they’re never allowed to sleep and are forever stuck in a loud, sweaty nightclub

Gemini: Befriends the demons, hears all the gossip and uses this information to blackmail Satan

Cancer: They’re forced to live through a never-ending cringe compilation of their most awkward moments on Earth