Princess Jass. 👑

Spongebob fish was right when he said my leg

why are there bruises on my knees

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

How do you tattoo “if a man talks shit then I owe him nothing” on you subtly

me trying to flirt: so what albums make you cry

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

I am both of these people

tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important ok

I think the saddest moment is the crack you hear in someone’s voice when they are talking about something very upsetting but trying to be strong. Courage is underrated.

Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of the line you just crossed

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

i love speaking with people who are more intelligent in a certain field than i am, like it’s just great to sit back and listen to somebody educate you on shit they’re passionate about