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comfort sentence starters.
“ there, there, it’s okay, don’t cry. ” “ shhh, it’s okay now, i’m here. ” “ don’t cry, everything will work out. ” “ please don’t cry, i’m so sorry. ” “ i will always be here for you. never forget that. ” “ don’t you ever forget that i am always here. ” “ if you ever feel alone, don’t, because i am right here. ” “ i’m going to be here for you through it all. ” “ are you okay? do you need a hug? ” “ come here, give me a hug, it’s going to be okay. ” “ i will always offer you my shoulder to cry on. ” “ don’t let anyone break you down, rise up from their antics. ” “ you deserve so much better, you are a beautiful being. ” “ stop looking for a reason to die, look for one to live for. ” “ you never have to be alone again, i promise. ” “ please don’t make a promise you can’t keep. ” “ hey, what are friends for, huh? ” “ have i ever not been there for you? ” “ i will hold your hand through it all. ” “ never let anyone bring you down dear. ” “ oh, you can’t let them win, stop that. ” “ well, now, what is crying going to do about it? ” “ you finish crying and stand up and come back ten times harder. ” “ you can always forgive, but never forget. ” “ it sucks, i know, but time heals all pain. ” “ you shouldn’t let them get you down. ” “ you are such a strong person, you can beat this. ” “ you will come out on top, standing strong. ” “ you can’t break someone who is already broken. ” “ you will survive this because you were built for it. ” “ it seems rough right now, but just wait, better days do come. ” “ sometimes you just have to let go and let god. ” “ show them what you’re made of, screw them. ” “ when denied, work harder and serve justice. ” “ you are worthy of so much more, i promise you. ” “ you’re not all bad so stop acting like it. ”
THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE –––– EPISODE ONE !
STEVEN SEES A GHOST : various sentences ( 157 ) from the first episode of the netflix series “the haunting of hill house” – feel free to adapt to suit pronouns.
whatever walked there, walked alone
it’s okay ____, go back to bed
do you want me to wake up mom and dad ?
i’ve got it
you okay, ____ ?
you scared ?
i get scared too sometimes
why are you awake ____ ?
what was it ?
ugh, her again ? where was she ?
big brothers are good like that
maybe she’s hiding
i guess everybody can go back to bed now
kid’s dreams are special, they’re like an ocean
dreams can spill out sometimes
i know that bent-neck lady is really scary
how long do we have to live here ?
i love you, sweetie
sweet dreams
pandas, huh ?
pandas don’t eat macaroni
is everyone alive ?
_______’s sleep-talking again
anything good ?
do you remember that storm ?
the car flipped over and you couldn’t see it from the road
so, when did it start ?
it started with drops of water, like rain drops, falling on to my face
you just stare at it like you’re an idiot
it wasn’t a scream
i should probably scream
i tripped and i looked back and he wasn’t there
that’s a very interesting story
i’d like to look around your house
i’m sorry, i should have told you
i’m a fan
i can’t imagine what it was like living there
you got me beat
you’ve seen more than i ever have
i’ve never seen a ghost
well, i hope tonight is a game changer for you
how are your brother and sister’s doing ?
won’t you miss your brother ?
i’d rather sleep here
i’ll stay with her a bit
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protective sibling starters
as requested by anon. Could be used for formed families as well as blood families. Many of them can be used in other categories. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
protective older
“Mom/dad/parent/guardian left me in charge.”
“I’ve been taking care of you since you were little.”
“Come here. I’ll play with your hair until you fall asleep.”
“I checked for monsters, but they’re all scared of me.”
“You’re not going out like that.”
“What do you think you’re doing? I said ‘no’.”
“Did you eat yet?”
“I don’t want to see that boy/girl/person around here again.”
“It’s for your own good.”
“I’d never let anyone else talk shit about you. Only I can.”
protected younger
“You’re barely older than me!”
“You raised me…”
“Quit telling me what to do!”
“You’re not my mom/dad/parent!”
“I can’t imagine being an only child…”
“Stop acting like you know everything. You don’t.”
“You don’t understand!”
“But I don’t need a jacket.”
“You’re supposed to be my brother/sister/sibling, not my dad/mom/parent.”
“I need a hug. And I think you do too.”
protective younger
“You may be older, but I’m stronger.”
“Just listen to me for once!”
“You know, I’m not a little kid anymore.”
“Trust me. Please.”
“You always said I was an old soul.”
“Are you going out again?”
“You can’t keep eating Cheetos and marshmallows. It’s not good for you.”
“I feel like a grandma/grandpa/grandparent.”
“You made me so worried!”
“I don’t like your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/etc. I want to kill him/her/them.”
protected older
“I can’t believe you’re taking care of me again…”
“I should be the one protecting you.” / “I’m supposed to take care of you.”
“I’m so proud of you.” / “I wish mom/dad/parent/guardian could see you now.”
“You were always the responsible one.”
“You know what? I know what I’m doing.”
“Don’t worry about me.” / “You always worry too much.”
“Here, take this. I won’t be needing it anymore.”
“You can’t boss me around just because you have the faintest idea of how the world works.”
“Let me do one thing right! Get behind me!”
“I’m not supposed to outlive you.”

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CALM / QUESTIONING.
“ tell me, what happened?”
“ did you see anything?”
“ what do you remember?”
“ do you remember anything unusual?”
“ please, try to remember as much as you can.”
“ every detail is important.”
“ and what happened next?”
“ and what did you do when all this took place?”
“ what were you doing around __ am/pm?”
“ where were you around __ am/pm?”
“ can anyone verify that?”
“ was someone with you?”
“ and you had nothing to do with it?”
“ and you weren’t involved?”
“ did you see it happen?”
“ did you see who did it?”
“ did you see or hear anything? anything at all?”
CARING / UNDERSTANDING.
“ you seem scared… is that why you don’t want to talk?”
“ did someone hurt you?”
“ it’s okay. you can tell me.”
“ you were just trying to defend yourself, weren’t you?”
“ we can take a break, if you want.”
“ everything will be okay, i promise. but you need to talk to me.”
“ it’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it. but it really would help if you did.”
SUSPICIOUS.
“ there is something you’re not telling me.”
“ i think you’re lying.”
“ you looked away just now when you said that. are you sure you’re telling the truth?”
“ except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.”
“ seems to me like you know more than you’re letting in on.”
“ what aren’t you telling me?”
“ who are you trying to protect?”
“ so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?”
“ they must’ve told you more than that.”
“ you have to have seen more than that.”
“ and you want me to believe you don’t remember?”
“ and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it?”
“ an accident? is that what you’re going with?”
DEMANDING.
“ i need you to tell me the truth.”
“ i need you to tell me what happened.”
“ i know you’re not telling me the truth.”
“ that doesn’t line up with the evidence. so… you wanna try that again?”
“ stop lying. i already know that’s not what happened.”
MAKING A DEAL / ASKING FOR HELP / DEMANDING HELP.
“ what do you want in exchange for this information?”
“ i’m listening…”
“ you’re coming with me.”
“ since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, i don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.”
“ fine. i’ll take you with me, but if you try anything…”
“ i can’t give you that. you know that.”
“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.”
“ okay. we have a deal.”
“ sorry. no deal.”
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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE / 1.01 – 1.03 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“No live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality.”
“How long do we have to live here?”
“That’s how he died.”
“You think you’d scream after seeing something like that, but you don’t.”
“I hope tonight is a game-changer for you.”
“All those years trying to understand what happened in that house, you know that I never found? A reason, so don’t expect one.”
“I know this might be a little weird for you, but I promise it’s all normal.”
“I know you don’t need me to tell you this, but literally everything is an emergency with [name].”
“She sounded rough. Rougher than usual.”
“That’s why everybody dumps their shit on me, right?”
“There’s natural phenomena that we understand, and there natural phenomena that we don’t.
“Primitive humans used to die of fright during an eclipse. They had no idea what it was. The eye of an angry god, or an evil spirit. Nothing supernatural about it, though. Once we understood what it was, well, it was just natural.”
“He actually got his 90-day chip today.”
“I know you normally prefer the company of old stiffs.”
“When I said you could live here I wasn’t expecting the pussy parade.”
“It sucks to be [name].”
“You don’t just get to call me and tell me what to do.”
“The mind is a powerful thing, especially a grieving one.”
“I’ve seen a lot of ghosts, just not the way you think.”
“A ghost can be a lot of things –– a memory, a daydream, a secret, grief, anger, guilt. But in my experience, most time they’re just what we want to see.”
“Maybe I can come by and we can talk about this some more.”
“We knew that throughout his life he’d be exposed to all sorts of ideas and beliefs, that there’d be all sorts of people who’d tell him they had the correct answers.”
“I don’t want to see her again, especially like that.”
“When you’re little, you learn how to see things that aren’t there. And when you grow up, you learn how to make them real.”
“It’s more fun when you get to be creative instead of just buying what everyone else buys.”
“There’s no such thing as ghosts and you know it.”
“Be sure to let your imagination get the best of you. That’s the first step. Imagine the worst thing possible, assume it’s true, and go from there.”
“She never hurt a single thing in her whole life and not many people can say that.”
“He’s the reason she was so fucked up to begin with and [name] is probably high as a kite.”
“I wish I had been part of that conversation.”
“You let her keep a box of diseased kittens in her bedroom and now she’s traumatized.”
“This was not our finest hour, no doubt.”
“He’s always smiling, but he isn’t happy.”
“When I was little, I was afraid of a lot of things.”
“When I was scared, I would imagine myself building a big wall all around me made of the strongest bricks in the whole world.”
“The foster care system isn’t the easiest place to grow up.”
“We must look like we’re crazy, huh.”
“You know there are people you can actually pay to make you lunch, right?”
“She hit on some things that have been nagging at me.”
“I’d rather focus on living my actual life right now.”
“Whatever was down there, they definitely don’t believe me.”
“I haven’t been wrong before, have I?”
“I’m sure the guy will confess if you just get him there.”
“If you’re feeling overwhelmed and you think nobody will understand, you can talk to me.”
“You’re not scared [name’s] gonna kill you for this?”
“I’m gonna get my fucking PhD.”
“You might want to come up with an excuse, make up a mistress.”
“Make up something that will piss her off less than the truth.”
“I just feel kind of weird about how I left the other night.”
“So should we talk about your day or would you rather come to bed?”
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE GOOD PLACE / 2.01 – 2.03 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“I found it in my mouth.”
“We’re adding a bunch of new stuff that they’ll hate. For example, all the coffee is from those little pods.”
“I think this entire project of yours is stupid and doomed to fail.”
“I think you’re going to be eliminated from existence and burned on the surface of the sun.”
“I have no doubt that you and your cockamamy experiment will go down in history as colossal failures.”
“I didn’t know we were allowed to bite them.”
“You need to get [name] drunk so they will say and do a bunch of bad stuff.”
“There are gonna be days when you’re just sick of being around these disgusting humans, with their weird, gross little mouths, and their stupid elbows.”
“Can’t we just pull out some fingernails, toss someone in an acid pit, fire up the old penis flattener?”
“We’re all here because we believe that there’s a better way to make humans miserable.”
“Love it. Love people’s names and love learning all about them.”
“People are like nature’s apps.”
“Who was that mysterious gentleman wearing a nightgown?”
“How can I say no? Can I say no? It doesn’t feel like I can say no.”
“Can you imagine getting drunk before giving a big speech, getting kicked out of your niece’s christening, and then only once you’ve sobered up, realize you don’t have a niece? Like, who was that kid?”
“Aha! I knew you weren’t a soup!”
“It’s a rare occurrence, like a double rainbow, or someone on the internet saying, ‘You know what? You’ve convinced me I was wrong’.”
“You once had a panic attack at a make-your-own-sundae bar.”
“My stomach’s in knots and I’m stress-grinding my teeth, and it feels like my soul is being suffocated.”
“Some robot lady appeared out of thin air and gave me this.”
“From the second I got here, these nerds have been acting real weird.”
“The only person I trust is me, and me told me to find you.”
“Look, I’m sorry, but none of this means anything to me, and I’ve got my own problems to deal with.”
“She’s not drinking? But she brought a flask in the car when she took her driver’s test!”
“Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working.”
“I have never seen you before in my life, but I think somehow that we know each other.”
“That definitely sounded like a pick-up line and I’m not not interested.”
“You lost [name]? How is that even possible?”
“Are you gonna talk, or just walk around like a nerd trying to get his personal best on his Fitbit?”
“I’m trying to process a tremendous amount of insane information.”
“I was psyched to meet my new best friend, but he turned out to be this weird silent guy that won’t leave me alone.”
“We’re trying out new butthole spiders –– good old-fashioned torture the way it’s supposed to be.”
“They’re gonna hang my picture right next to the guy who invented bees with teeth.”
“Is one of these nerds, like, a teacher or a life coach or an Instagram fitness model or something?”
“This guy’s too big of a nerd.”
“I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kid’s menu.”
“Can’t you just chill out? Is that possible? Can you just chill out a little?”
“I mean, why even bother at this point? I’m obviously never gonna get it right.”
“The last thing I remember you saying is nothing.”
“Clam chowder is basically a savory latte with bugs in it.”
“What’s wrong with impaling? I loved impaling.”
“He’s a dirtbag from Florida.”
“I can’t believe you and I ended up in the same place.”
“I always assumed the afterlife was full of cool people, not talking sweater vests.”
“I always ask you to bring me cocaine and you never do.”
“We’re experiencing karma, but we can’t learn from our mistakes, because our memories keep getting erased. It’s an epistemological nightmare.”
“God, even your nightmares are boring.”
“You’re just like those childhood bullies who said I would never get tenure.”
“I only ever said I love you to two men: Stone Cold Steven Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.”
“That inane story actually contains a bit of good advice.”
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ LEGACIES / 1.03 – 1.04 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“Why are we being punished?”
“You’re being punished because you started a brawl at a charity football game.”
“You weren’t mad last night.”
“I was mad last night, but my undying love for my daughters just happened to trump my rage.”
“You’re lucky that it’s just community service and not actual jail time.”
“My response was totally proportional considering the levels of abuse I was forced to endure.”
“If anyone should take the blame, it’s [name]!”
“Nice job throwing [name] under the bus.”
“You only play by the rules when you don’t need something from me.”
“I can’t drag you or anyone else any further into this until I figure out what’s going on.”
“There’s no way in hell I’m picking up their garbage.”
“He said be without drama, and I am feeling a rage attack coming on, so I will be remaining drama-free over there.”
“Do you want to explain why you kept lying?”
“I got an idea to make some money.”
“We ain’t got nothing to apologize for.”
“It wields the power to save the world. Or destroy it.”
“It is not fair that she gets to know secrets your own daughter doesn’t.”
“At least now you know why I’m so screwed up.”
“You have a future in waste management.”
“Cleaning up messes it kind of my thing.”
“Your sister is kind of a dumpster fire.”
“Why do you always pick fights?”
“He has the hormones of a teenager and impulse control of a preschooler.”
“My last crush was actual satan incarnate.”
“The world is a scary place for someone like you.”
“You’re probably better off without me anyway.”
“It might not have seemed like I appreciated it, but I did.”
“I’m not going without you.”
“He chose to fight evil on their behalf.”
“I’m not sure knowing that will make them feel any better.”
“These secrets are gonna tear us all apart.”
“A week ago, I would have said fairytales and folklore were just stories.”
“A few days ago, we were confronted by the existence of a dragon, and today we were terrorized by a gargoyle come to life.”
“If you’re boning in the woods, I’m gonna kill you.”
“Oh come on, I’m a lovable virgin.”
“I’m gonna close my eyes and when I open them everything is gonna be fine.”
“It won’t hurt to assume the worst.”
“I’m telling you, this ain’t on me.”
“I guess I can set aside my differences for a day, because that’s what heroes do.”
“She battles one gargoyle and suddenly she’s Mother Teresa.”
“You’re gonna be real embarrassed when I prove you wrong.”
“I’m not looking for a social lecture.”
“Are you still thinking about murdering him?”
“Any idea about what to do with him while we search for missing mean girls?”
“These clothes are from 1993!”
“I know. Keep my head down, make myself useful, don’t pick fights.”
“I think you might be of some use today.”
“I was making an entrance, mophead.”
“Sorry, was having flashbacks to my freshman year here.”
“Get your wedgie trauma in check, or leave.”
“Try not to deliberately alienate everyone while the rest of us try to save the world.”
“This isn’t a contest.”
“This is a mission for a hero and her league of whatevers.”
“Screw that, I work alone.”
“Would you like to be the Robin to my Batwoman?”
“The wolves usually eat outside.”
“I’m still trying to wrap my head around this being a normal conversation here.”
“As fun as this hurricane of toxic masculinity is, I have to go.”
“And that’s where I had my first kiss with a toilet.”
“I’m sorry, is the fact that I’m not openly hostile to you make it seem like we’re back to being friends?”
“This is all just making me very nervous.”
“You have no idea how human high schools work.”
“He keeps trying to get me to buy his mixed tape.”
“My friendship with her doesn’t define me.”
“Are all of you private school kids this creepy?”
“What’s with the performance anxiety?”
“You smell like gummy bears.”
“Looks like you’re gonna have to trust your own gene pool for once.”
“I’m about to tell you three things, all equally horrifying.”
“You are a horrible liar.”
“I was invited to try out for the cheerleading team.”
“Who are you right now and what is on your head?”
“It’s like every TV show that old people watch.”
“Trusting you is what got us into this mess in the first place.”
“Do you want to play good cop or bad cop, because I don’t think emo cop is a thing.”
“While you were off making friends, I did some sleuthing of my own.”
“Maybe you forgot what it’s like to be on this side of the conversation.”
“It’s not me, it’s you.”
“I didn’t kill her, so y’all gotta get the hell outta my face.”
“Let’s go, it’s hero time.”
“Next thing I remember, I woke up in a ditch.”
“It’s the mother of all hickeys.”
“Everything’s fine, you’re just a little slutty.”
“You think I wanna sit and listen to that for all eternity?”
“You can either submit, or bleed and then submit.”
“Just stay away from me.”
“Not everyone wants to be supernatural. Some people just want to be normal.”
“I’m not gonna tell her what to do with her body.”
“I think her soul just got on my shoes.”
“She’s puking her guts out, literally.”
“Maybe the monster’s been in front of us all along.”
“None of this started happening until you showed up.”
“I didn’t mean to scare you.”
“You made my life miserable.”
“You don’t get to pretend I don’t exist.”
“This is nerd porn, not real life.”
“Whatever spun this is gonna come back and eat us.”
“Whatever you’re thinking of doing, don’t.”
“You’re gonna have to trust me for once.”
“You can’t compel her not to grieve.”
“Hold on to the good stuff, because it’s the key to getting through this.”
“I didn’t think that I needed anyone else.”
“So much for my plan to spend the day as a normal girl.”
“It felt nice to be part of the team, until you all accused me of being a monster.”
“It’s gonna take some time to trust you again.”
“All day long you ridiculed me and then hung me out to dry.”
“Being a hero is not more important than being safe.”
“The only reason we’re alive today is because we broke the rules.”
“The last couple of days have proven that you can’t protect us from everything.”
“This is that moment where people say parents lose all control, isn’t it.”
“I love you. Sort of.”
“I guess I felt like launching a revolution.”
“Don’t disrespect her like that.”
“There’s enough monsters out there, we don’t have to become them.”
“I’ve had my suspicions, but I could never confirm them.”
“If they’re a threat, I’m coming for them.”
“If you threaten them, I’m coming for you.”
I cannot say and I will not say that she is dead, she is just away. With a cheery smile and a wave of hand. She has wandered into an unknown land; And left us dreaming how very fair Its needs must be, since she lingers there. And you-oh you, who the wildest yearn, From the old-time step and the glad return Think of her faring on, as dear in the love of there, as the love of here. Think of her still the same way, I say; She is not dead, she is just away.
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Thanksgiving Gone Wrong Starters
"There's no way this bird is fitting in that oven."
"Do I look like I know how to cook?"
"Here, help me get this cornish hen inside the turkey. I want to convince my sister the turkey was pregnant."
"If I hear one more Christmas song I'm going to throttle someone."
"My family made it a whole ten minutes before arguing this year."
"Backyard football got a little heated, can you meet me at the ER?"
"I need you to run back to the store."
"You didn't tell me that I had to kill the turkey!"
"I think the stuffing is laced with drugs."
"I don't think my mom has caught on yet that my brother's roommate is his boyfriend yet. She's letting them share a room."
"Don't you think it's a little racist the neighbors dress up their kids as Native Americans?"
"I'm lost somewhere between the dairy aisle and the end of the check-out line."
"Oh my God, I hate your family."
"I can't tell if your grandma is asleep on the couch or dead."
"What asshole decided to hold the election right before a major family holiday?"
"No, really, the bed in my room is too small to fuck on. It's like my parents are trying to sabotage me."
"The line for the bathroom is 12 deep."
"I'm still at the airport."
"Why do I smell something burning -- oh."
"You can't use fireworks to cook!"
"The turkey hotline blocked my number."
"Why is your head in the turkey?!"