Look, I know what I like and that just happens to be bacon that's so crispy it'll turn into dust if you look at it wrong. All you hot ham lovers are WRONG and should be ashamed! (I'm looking at you, Hazz) Text in the first panel reads: Look at her! She's perfect, she's beautiful! This is the ideal piece of bacon! Second image reads: This is my hideous chud son that I HATE. -Vincent












