life is a club and we're born to party!

"hm? Oh!!! Haii!! Guess I have this now!! Hai everyone!!! Uhm....."

"fuuuuck.... What do I say I'm not good when put on the spot... Uhhh......., oh yeah! My name's fun... Or whatever you want honestly! I'm the thing that gives you your personality! After all you'd be lost with my existence!I mean come on... Who's the stat you think of the most huh? Certainly not mind god what a bitch anywho! Yes before you ask we're sentient and always watchin everything ya do! Everything. Haha! What else do a mention that's already not in the description of this blog?"

[a disembodied yellow hand appears and rubs where the chin would be on this fucked up little spear]

"oh yeah! If you see any of the other stats tell them I said hi!!n except for mind you can tell them I told them to kys!!! Thanks if you did so!!! I would say xoxo but I'm not charm and I really don't want to kiss any of you or yaknow do anything involving x's and o's...... People on the Internet are known to be Redditors that sit in their own filth so yaknow! No harsh feelings Huns!"

RULES:

1. No bringing up drama in asks or DMS, keep that shit to yourself and away from the inbox and DMS..

2. This blog is 100% 17+ monster prom is a pretty horny and raunchy game so like yaknow, NSFW topics inevitable, also sex is funny so like errrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm blinks autisticily at you

3. If this ever feels like a gay stereotype I would like to say I am pretty gay myself and if this little freak ever becomes a slut who loves being feminine and men that is NOT inherently a horrible thing, and you my promise that it'll never be a one note stereotype if I take the character in that direction

4. DON'T ACTUALLY HARASS OTHER BLOGS BECAUSE OF ME, if my character hates a character you shouldn't go to a blog of that character and send them death threats or shit be a normal human being.

[two disemboweled yellow hands appear behind the yellow orb which was sitting in an arm chair, the hands went into the position where you fold your arms behind your back, yeah you know the one I'm talking about, anywho the orb somehow gets into a position where it looks like it's leaning back in the chair, how does it do this? Like I fucking know I'm just the narrator for this freakish thing]

"eh who cares remembering names is nerd stuff for lame stupid nerds like smarts, but GOD I'm bored, thank God I don't have stats myself! I'd definitely have [-10 fun] right now from how fucking BORING this is like oh my GOD I feel the silly being sucked non sexual style out my goddamn body! Li-"