Life after drum corps

the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles

This is still revolutionary.

not as gays and straights

fuckin useless husbands

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

I didn’t realize there were so many people getting destroyed by mattresses 😂

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”