Life Advice With Mars

Don't make a blog if you're not prepared to actually run it.

Actually STUDY FOR CALCULUS.

Do your homework before working out.

Always check which blog you’re reblogging to.

Always rinse with mouthwash after a midnight snack, or your mouth will taste like death.

Always buy a gun belt. Even if you don't shoot. They're durable as hell.

If you’re colorblind but like to do art, just google whatever color you want.

Using big letters makes you look like a dick.

Don’t use shampoo as lube. Especially anything with pineapple in it.