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It’s good to be back.
I thought you mortals tended to stay dead?

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Guess who’s celebrating Thorsday this week. ⛆ ☈
((Oh my GOSH you are adorable))
I just destroyed the best thing in my life. This blog is on permanent hiatus--I don't think I'll ever be back. Sorry guys--it was fun.
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Guardians of the Galaxy: You Thought We Wouldn't Notice You Were Playing Galaga, But We Did
I have no idea if anyone’s made this joke yet

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Avengers 2 : Age of Ultron SDCC Teaser Breakdown
We saw a ton of Avengers: Age of Ultron footage, which starts light-hearted. We see the Avengers sitting around trying to untangle the “whosoever is worthy” thing, regarding who gets to hold Thor’s hammer. And they all think it’s a trick, or a circus sideshow.
"If I lift it, do I get to rule Asgard?" Tony asks. And Thor says yes. Tony says he will be fair but firm, and maybe work out the "wench clause." Tony can’t lift it — even after he puts on an Iron Man glove and gets Rhodey to help him. Soon everybody is trying to lift it — including Bruce Banner, who gets kinda upset — and only Steve Rogers even comes close.
Black Widow doesn’t even want to try lifting it, because “That’s not a question I need answering.”
Tony guess it’s keyed to Thor’s finger prints, or some other biometric, but Thor says the answer is simpler: “You’re all not worthy.”
Then there’s a ringing sound and they’re all deafened, and Ultron strides into the room, with a crude Avengers logo painted on his slightly misshapen chest. “How could you be worthy? You’re all killers,” Ultron says. “You want to protect the world, but you don’t want to it to change. There’s only one path to peace: your extinction.”
Then a shit ton of robots burst through the wall and attack all of the Avengers, plus Maria Hill.
Then we hear Ultron’s voiceover saying he had a vision of the whole world screaming for mercy, and everybody tangled in it.
And we see glimpses of some city in what looks like Africa being reduced to rubble by an attack. There’s a closeup of Loki’s staff, and everybody looking freaked out on the Quinjet — most of all Bruce Banner, who is holding himself and shaking with a terrified look on his face. People are running everywhere, and the debris is flying like crazy.
Ultron gives a menacing look, as he surveys all the destruction.
Then there are some hero moments: Captain America enters a place shooting some guns. Stuff is blowing up. Banner staggers to his knees in a snowy forest, looking sickly. Thor uses his hammer to smash a tank. Black Widow is in a medical bay, reaching for some surgical tools. We glimpse Nick Fury looking the way he did at the end of Winter Soldier. And Scarlet Widow is on a bus, approaching some people at the back of the bus with magic in one hand.
Tony Stark is looking forlorn and guilty. “It’s the end, the end of a path I started us on,” he tells Black Widow, who says everything ends.
Scarlet Witch sinks to her knees shouting. And there are more shots of Scarlet Witch using her powers, just quick glimpses of her projecting magical energy.
At this point, the trailer strts playing the clasic song “I’ve Got No Strings.”
Tony, in Hulkbuster armor, confronts Hulk on a city street, and there are several shots of them brawling and Tony getting the shit beat out of him. Quicksilver runs through a crowded room that seems to be standing still. Captain America is fighting someone in what looks like a knock-down brawl.
And because this is Joss Whedon, there’s a glimpse of girls doing ballet.
Then we’re back to Black Widow shooting shotguns, and more of the Hulk/Hulkbuster brawl. Thor grabs Tony Stark’s throat and lifts him off the ground. Captain America is riding a motorcycle and then running. Cars are tumbling in mid air. Black Widow touches her hand to the Hulk’s massive green hand, like she’s calming him down. We glimpse a confrontation between Black Widow and Scarlet Witch.
And then Ultron finishes the song saying, “There are no strings on me,” clenching a fist as he celebrates that he’s no longer a puppet.
And we go a shot of Captain America’s shield — shattered to fragments. We pull back, and all of the Avengers are lying prone, apparently dead, in the rubble. Tony is leaning over them, and he looks totally horrified and ashamed.
(via i09)
loki’s staff tho???
yes yes all of those things are important but thE MOST IMPORTANT IS??? LOKI’S???! STAFF?!!!
Advice: do not trip on the cultivator. I not only have a gaping ripped hole in one toe, I think I broke it also. Ouch.
You guys I know I have been sucking in activity lately--summer is a really really busy time around here. It's the only time teachers can get all the house stuff done that we've had to let go over the ENTIRE rest of the year.
here is what I did today. Super productive, don't you think?
OK so you guys--here's a story. I had finally decided I wanted to save/budget for a Fitbit to help me on my way with keeping track of my fitness goals. I posted about it on FB--you know, as you do--and then my finances blew up. Aside from the $300 miscalculation I made (even the most careful of us sometimes frick things up badly), the sprinkler system went out, Frigga's car died, and our ENTIRE A/C and furnace system completely died. On top of it, Thor and I had decided it was finally time to do some DIY home renovations, and so we were in the middle of the very long and exhausting job of COMPLETELY stripping and redoing countertops and all the cabinets. Anyway. Fitbit? Ha. Fond wish. Pipe-dream. Then, last night--doubtless deposited by an Einstein-Rosen Bridge directly on the front porch, was a small manilla envelope addressed to "Loki, C/O Chazi" There was a little USB dongle taped to the outside, and there was a moment of severe qualms by all here--Loki isn't exactly universally loved, and we did wonder if maybe this was a bomb from one of the Dökkálfar for a moment. We rallied, however, and opened it. Inside was the above letter and a pink Fitbit. I have literally no idea who it came from--but man, I am staggered by the generosity of the people around me.
If 18 or 20 palettes wasn’t enough, I present to you: my 100 Palette Challenge! This is a collection of some of my favourite palettes from color-palettes and Adobe Kuler and I thought it would be really fun to have a huge variety of palettes to chose from
If you would like to participate in this challenge, I ask that you DO NOT repost this anywhere else, including deviantART; please REBLOG this instead! I have the challenge uploaded to deviantART as well, so please check it out there if you want to do it on deviantART!
OK guys—I think this would be really good for me to try.
OK. Gonna post this. xD This will be a good exercise for me, so Ima try and do it. Even if they're noodle doodles. Also, I got ten "SINGS" so I will post something I recorded a while ago <3
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If I get 12 'SING' s The Mun Shall Record Themselves Singing
Suggest songs to them, and whatever they want to pick, they will sing.
((I WILL LEGIT DO THIS I DARE YOU TO SEND THEM))
((I GOT TWO COME ON YOU GUYS Send me 20+ and I’ll make up my own Loki Lyrics to some pop song))
((SORRY (NOT SORRY) for the spam. I am up to six--DO YOU WANNA HEAR ME SING))
If I get 12 'SING' s The Mun Shall Record Themselves Singing
Suggest songs to them, and whatever they want to pick, they will sing.
((I WILL LEGIT DO THIS I DARE YOU TO SEND THEM))
((I GOT TWO COME ON YOU GUYS Send me 20+ and I'll make up my own Loki Lyrics to some pop song))
If I get 12 'SING' s The Mun Shall Record Themselves Singing
Suggest songs to them, and whatever they want to pick, they will sing.
((I WILL LEGIT DO THIS I DARE YOU TO SEND THEM))
I am going to work on stuff, I promise--I just am really really nauseated today and can't focus on writing ._.
Photo credit https://www.facebook.com/ProStudioPhoto?fref=photo&sk=photos You guys that first picture The SCREAMS of the audience as my audio came on ("O Death" from Supernatural) and I walked down those stairs--it was like drinking sheer power. I owned the world at that moment.
There were serious problems with this contest, but there were good things as well.

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SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION - DISNEY EDITION
"When did you last let your heart decide?"
"Somethings never change."
"Even if were apart, I’ll always be with you."
"But keep trying."
"Learn to choose between right and wrong."
"But then there’s hope."
"There’s time to spare."
"You’re only in trouble if you get caught."
"I’m in trouble."
"What’s the matter with me?"
"It feels so good when you start out."
"Think of all the joy you’ll find."
"Don’t think, and don’t worry."
"That is the weirdest thing you have ever said."
"You look wonderful."
"Do you trust me?"
"Don’t know, don’t care."
"Tell her (/him) the truth."
"How does she (/he) know?"
"Maybe what I really wanted was to prove that I could do things right."
"Keep your chin up."
"Ohana means family."
"He(/she) was so romantic."
"You know it’s okay to be afraid."
"I must be thinking too hard."
"Something feels funny."
"They stay in your heart forever."
"People think I’m odd."
"If you truly love them, you must let them go."
"No one should marry a person they don’t love."
"You’re weird, but I like you."
"Keep your dreams alive."
"You can’t change the past."
"Everybody’s got a weakness."
"There’s some things you just can’t change."
"What makes someone special?"
"Open your eyes now, before you get hurt."
"Sometimes it’s better to be alone."
"Nobody can hurt you."
"I’m surrounded by idiots."
"You should be proud of it."
"I love you so."
"We’re together now.”
"Everything’s going to be fine, you’ll see."
"I’m glad, at least I think I’m glad."
"Everything is different."
"You are sure to win."
"I hope he (/she) doesn’t see right through me."
"Don’t be scared."
"At least I’ve got a chance."
"For the first time in forever, nothing’s in my way."
"A voice keeps saying, this is where I’m meant to be."
"I’ll be there someday."
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I don't do competitions--I was scared shitless. We didn't win anything, but that's OK. At least now I can see that we did decently on stage. thundering-god is my sweet Thor <3