calypso

It is once again time to revive my blog for the most revered holiday in my religion

Switzerland is obsessed with crying. Last year Gjon's tears, this year boys do cry

"eurovision is the event you can experience on tiktok", wrong mika. it's tumblr. you know it's tumblr.

Moldova and Ukraine did their homework together

“veni vidi eurovici” is the WORST thing I’ve ever heard. I love it. well done italy

The way this app is so intimate but so isolating the only thing i can compare it to is like we’re all in a museum at the same time. Or eating in our cars in a mcdonalds parking lot

I thought that "the king gets into trouble by agreeing to grant a request before he hears what the request is" was a more well-known fairytale trope

like legit if you ask me for a favor i will reflexively respond “depends what it is” and i have had people get MAD at me about that like bitch i am not dumb what if you ask me to give you my throne and my daughter’s hand in marriage it’s not like i’m not gonna go back on my word

See, you get it

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

I know it’s frustrating when you don’t feel like you’re where you should be or not doing enough, but please take things slow. try to live in the moment. the present needs you more than the future does right now.

no one quite psychoanalyzes like daughters do when looking at their mothers