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"You're so punctual!"
Not really. It's just that my anxiety-driven need to be early *perfectly* counteracts my ADHD-driven tendency to run chronically late.

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"Actually, your vagina is on loan from God, so you should consult Him first. Lol”
My favorite part about this is the implication that God has a collection of stray vaginas ready to loan out at any given point in time.
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Trump claims “no politician in history has been treated worse”
So I decided to dispute this claim for him in a list form. I even just stuck to presidents, though he left it open to “all politicians.” Here are some examples of criticism our former presidents received:
President George Washington: had to borrow money to attend his own inauguration; Jefferson repeatedly accused him of treason especially regarding the Jay Treaty
President John Adams: entire reputation scourged by a scathing 72-page letter written by Alexander Hamilton (a member of his own party) about how horrible he was
President Thomas Jefferson: election called the “greatest misfortune our nation has ever experienced” by Martha Washington; also historically despised by many of his colleagues
President James Madison: was frequently made fun of for being small/frail/weak (5'4", about 100 pounds, very sickly); the wife of a Virginia politician once labeled him “the most unsociable creature in existence"
President James Monroe: was nicknamed “The Last Cocked Hat” due to his outdated revolutionary-era fashion sense he still kept later in life; also…he acquired Florida
President John Quincy Adams: constantly plagued by calls of illegitimacy for his term because of the backroom deal he made with the House to be elected over Jackson
President Andrew Jackson: basically almost caused mutiny of Southern states over a tariff; was chastised for his nepotism and also nicknamed “King Andrew” for his selfish/monarch-like tendencies as president (also committed genocide but I’m not counting that in here because he was actually LAUDED for it)
President Martin Van Buren: nicknamed “Little Magician,” “Sly Fox,” and “Red Fox of Kinderhook” for his shitty political skills, small stature, and red hair; Charles Ogle called him “Martin Van Ruin” on the floor of the House of Representatives
President William Henry Harrison: gave an ill-advised address in the freezing cold rain & was literally president for 30 days 12 hours and 30 minutes before he died of pneumonia, after which the nation quickly forgot about him
President John Tyler: nicknamed “His Accidency” after inheriting the presidency from Harrison
President James K Polk: so obscure that one of his rivals coined the slogan “Who is James K. Polk?” during his campaign; highly criticized for his war with Mexico
President Zachary Taylor: though only president for 16 months, often remembered as one of the worst presidents in history; as a total outsider he completely demolished the Whig party after his victory
President Millard Fillmore: entire cabinet unanimously resigned after disagreeing with him over a free vs. slave state issue
President Franklin Pierce: was abhorrently despised for his hand in the Kansas-Nebraska Act and failed to be re-nominated for a second term
President James Buchanan: pre-civil war, became so hated during his presidency part of his cabinet resigned; said to Lincoln upon leaving, “If you are as happy entering the presidency as I am leaving it, then you are a very happy man.” Also has evidently been ranked among 3 worst presidents in every poll and survey conducted since 1948
President Abraham Lincoln: shot & killed
President Andrew Johnson: literally faced impeachment over his failure to work with Congress; during his trial he blamed his troubles on “a mendacious press” that continually criticized him
President Ulysses S Grant: no political experience entering office; was loyal to people close to him and as a result failed to remove ineffective people; presidency riddled with scandals and corruption, though none involved him directly it caused him to be remembered as guilty by association
President Rutherford B Hayes: official inauguration secretly held inside the White House for fear of the trouble his opponents might stir up
President James A Garfield: shot & killed
President Chester A Arthur: plagued by a negative reputation of cronyism garnered in his early political career
President Grover Cleveland: sexually abused a widow (which he threw into an asylum) and fathered an illegitimate child (which he threw into an orphanage); was criticized with chants such as “Ma, Ma, where’s my pa?”
President William McKinley: shot & killed; also had a poor reputation due to his relationship with Republican party leader Mark Hanna who was seen as manipulating McKinley
President Theodore Roosevelt: shot & lived; also seen as egotistical and somewhat of a bully, greatly expanding executive powers
President William Howard Taft: Ballinger-Pinchot controversy gained so much bad press it led to the split of the Republican party
President Woodrow Wilson: aside from massive criticism over his handling of WWI, also garnered criticism for an investigation launched during his presidency over claims of homosexual interactions between naval personal and civilians
President Warren G Harding: Teapot. Dome. Scandal.
President Calvin Coolidge: actually criticized for saying too LITTLE
President Herbert Hoover: severely criticized for his handling of the Great Depression; also ordered Army to break up protesting veterans & his harsh methods got him a lot of public dissent
President Franklin D Roosevelt: faced allegations from Republican leaders in Congress who said he left his dog in the Aleutian Islands after a family trip & sent a Navy destroyer to rescue said dog at the taxpayers expense
President Harry S Truman: involved in a scandal when an investigation into the IRS lead to the firing of 166 IRS employees; stained with allegations of corruption in the aftermath
President Dwight D Eisenhower: many in his administration under investigation as to how many of their “gifts” and personal purchases were allegedly funded by taxpayer money
President John F Kennedy: shot & killed; also had a lot of alleged affairs
President Lyndon B Johnson: Pentagon Papers indicated he systematically lied to the American people about American involvement and actions in the Southeast Asian region
President Richard Nixon: …do I really have to say anything about this one?
President Gerald Ford: pardoned Nixon & hated for it
President Jimmy Carter: shit ton of criticism for Iranian Hostage Crisis
President Ronald Reagan: shot & lived; Iran-Contra affair; AIDS crisis…yet somehow remembered as America’s sweetheart
President George HW Bush: secretary of treasury arrested and sentenced to prison for tax evasion and obstruction of justice
President Bill Clinton: almost impeached over Monica Lewinsky
President George Bush: a journalist literally threw shoes at him
President Barack Obama: birth certificate fiasco, “THANKS A LOT, OBAMA”
Note that this is an insanely brief overview of criticisms, but the point is IT’S PART OF THE DAMN JOB, DON. NOW GET THE FUCK OVER IT BECAUSE NO ONE IS ATTENDING YOUR PITY PARTY.
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wow i wish i could sue people for my failures. i would have financial security for life.
me when i found out trump has covid
look i'm not an anti-vaxxer, i'm just saying with the way 2020 is going there's a very likely chance the COVID vaccine will turn us all into zombies.
we should let the losers write the history books for once. i feel like bitter resentment would make the material far more relatable.

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The most surprising thing about this whole Ted Cruz ordeal is that he jacks off to actual porn as opposed to newspaper clippings of closed Planned Parenthood clinics.
Happy "that time Ted Cruz publicly liked a porn tweet” -iversary, y’all!
Look, I'm not saying I WANT to be decapitated, but it'd be cool if I could come back as a ghost and make "I must've lost my head" puns.
Self-destruction level: America passing the Embargo Act of 1807, destroying its own economy and replacing said Act with the Non-Intercourse Act of 1809, continuing to destroy its own economy and replacing said Act with Macon's Bill No. 2 in 1810, then probably sending letters to Britain and France which I imagine went something like: "PLEASE JUST RESPECT OUR TRADING RIGHTS. PLEASE STOP STEALING OUR SHIPS. WE JUST WANT TO BE LOVED."
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) dir. Martin Scorsese. Â
The United States Government (2019) dir. Donald Trump.
upside: trump has united people in finally agreeing that grammar DOES matter
downside: reality

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A quick 'n easy guide to being a True American™
The louder you say your opinion, the more correct it is.
Make bad decisions. Defend them. Insist they are good.
Play the victim card whenever possible. Extra points if it’s impossible but you somehow do it anyway.
Want something that isn’t yours? Take it. It is yours now.
Just add salt. To what? DOESN’T MATTER. ADD SALT.
Also, butter. Preferably both.
If it exists, it can be fried and you must fry it.
Put the American flag on everything. Hang it on your wall. Paint it on your face. Sear it into your skin. You are now a PATRIOT.
Ronald Reagan.
If you say anything bad about America you are a TERRORIST*
*If this is being used in historical context pre-1990s, change “TERRORIST” to “COMMUNIST”
Facts and opinions are interchangeable, and if you believe something hard enough, it becomes a fact.
If you make a mistake, no you didn’t. Mistakes are not to be remembered in any way, shape, or form. You are flawless.
Apologies do not exist.
Everything is better with a gun, and guns are better with MORE GUNS.
Anything can be your business if you stand to make a profit from it.
America always wins. No exceptions.
Value guns, capitalism, and human lives in that exact order.
‪Trump’s next career should be as a flight attendant so he can learn how to ask for consent when he seats people in exit rows.‬