strip that down

About time tho

Luna is almost three months old and I don’t understand. I’m not processing this. Who said she could grow SO QUICKLY????

Calm down and breathe. It will be ok.

GO SOLO. IT'S THE BEST, MICHAEL. Ok but I also miss the lads but being solo is fun too.

Luna is almost three months old and I don’t understand. I’m not processing this. Who said she could grow SO QUICKLY????

Are you crying, Karen

You and Laura say the exact same thing. I AM WAITING, ZAYN. WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER. At this rate, Evan is gonna drop a mix tape ok.

wanna go get drunk @wassupzaynm @therealliamjpayne 

Yeah, let's go. Let me just help Em put Evan to bed and I'll meet up with you lot.

Matt is the newest member of 1D.

Me, you and Matt should start our own band.

LET'S DO IT. I AM DOWN.

I’ll turn up as Tom Riddle and try not to scare your child.

Fetus Tom Riddle isn't horrible tho so it's fine.

Can i come as Olivander and hand out wands???

HOUSE OR YOU CANT, DEMI LOVATO.

But I haven’t been sorted.

Then you cannot come party.

It's ok, mate. She still sucks ok.

Did you win