A Bad Bond (DHMIS) (PaperTinLamp)
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An anon wanted a fanfic of this! :D Hope you guys like it!
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“PAIGE!” Larry yelled through the house. He was surrounded by a bunch of empty beer bottles on the floor in the living room. “PAIGE COME HERE NOW!”
Paige sighed as she got up from her spot from the chair in the kitchen. She stormed into the living room and glared at Larry. “What?!”
“Did you drink all my beer when I wasn’t looking?” Larry asked her angrily. “I went out to the backyard to watch the butterflies and when I came back, ALL MY BEER WAS EMPTY AND ON THE FLOOR!”
“Larry, don’t you think you’re overreacting? Maybe you drank them all.” Paige said.
“Are you…are you calling me a heavy drinker?” Larry muttered at her, his eyes squinting mysteriously.
Paige crossed her arms. “Depends. Do YOU think your a heavy drinker?”
“Then why would you blame me for drinking all your beer?! You know I don’t drink!”
Larry growled. “You came into my thought of suspects first.”
“Oh?” Paige said. “And you know that I don’t drink, yet you think of me first? You’re such an idiot…”
“Paige! Don’t call me that!” Larry stood up furiously, throwing a beer bottle to the ground that he had been holding. It crashed to the floor and broke into tiny pieces.
Steak Guy came out of the kitchen at the loud crash. “What’s going on out here?! Did someone break something?!”
Paige quickly hid the broken pieces with the other beer bottles. “Nope.” She lied.
Steak Guy narrowed his eyes at the two, then went back into the kitchen. “Crazy kids…”
Larry glanced at Paige with wide eyes. “Why’d you save our skin?!”
“Not mine, yours.” Paige said. “Because I didn’t want him to interrupt our fight.”
“God, you’re unbelievable.” Larry sighed and started to pick up his beer bottles off the ground. “I’m gonna clean this stuff up and start to interrogate the others.”
“What? Are you seriously going to annoy everyone because you think they drank your beer?!” Paige blurted out incredulously.
Larry shot her a glare. “Uh, well yeah? That’s what all detectives do.”
“You’re not a detective. You’re just a bad thinker when it comes to this stuff!”
Larry dropped his beer bottles and walked angrily toward Paige, his fists clenched.
Paige glared up at him with annoyance in her eyes. “Larry, just go clean up your beer bottles and go frolic in the garden with the butterflies. It’s where you belong anyway.”
“Don’t tell me what I have to do.” Larry hissed. “You really need to learn to keep your mouth shut, Paige. I’m serious.”
“You really need to learn to learn to think better.” Paige shot back, a small smile coming to her face. Larry felt like his head was about to explode from the amount of anger he was feeling.
“Aww, is the little drunk getting angry again?” Paige said teasingly. “Just go pick up your beer bottles, drunk tard.”
Larry wanted to punch Paige in the face at that moment, but he held it back. He turned around and began to pick up his beer, and he was unaware he was starting to cry.
Paige rolled her eyes at him, and walked out of the room. “What a waste of my time…”
Spinach Can hopped into the living room a couple hours later. She had been playing with Bread Boy in his room. They had played Checkers, and Bread Boy had won the round again. Ever since Spinach had been distracted yesterday, he had been winning all the rounds. It was strange.
Spinach suddenly heard slight sobbing coming from the corner of the room. With a turn, she gasped quietly. Larry was sitting in the corner, his head down as he cried to himself.
Spinach quickly hopped over to Larry and placed a hand on his back. “Lar, what’s wrong? Why’re you crying?!”
Larry sniffed and turned around, cradling one of his empty beer bottles against his chest. “I-It’s nothing, Spin…”
Spinach frowned. “Larry, something is obviously wrong. Please, tell me.”
Larry took a shaky breath. “W-Well, I-I found my beer bottles empty when I came back inside from playing outside…a-and I called Paige…and blamed her for drinking them all.” He explained.
Spinach wiped his tears with her hand. “Yeah, and?”
“And then we…” Larry’s voice cracked. “W-We started to fight, and..s-she called me stupid and stuff, and you know how much I hate being called that, S-Spin…” He shut his eyes as he started to cry harder. “I-I’m such a idiot…a-and a heavy drinker…t-that’s what she called me too…”
Spinach felt her heart break at hearing her boyfriends cries. She leaned forward and gave Larry a hug. “Hey, it’s okay..calm down. I’m right here, Lar. Shhh…”
Larry wrapped his arms around Spinach and cried against her, his whole body shaking. “I-I’m sorry…”
“Don’t be. And you know what?” Spinach said soothingly, patting his lampshade. “Paige had no right to say those awful things. You were just wanting to know who drank them all…and she got angry.”
Larry hiccuped, “I-I should’ve never left the beer bottles alone, n-now I’m paying for m-my dumb carelessness…a-aren’t I?”
Spinach kissed Larry on the forehead gently. “No, Larry. Not carelessness. You were just overwhelmed, that’s all that happened.”
Larry clutched onto Spinach harder, but not to hurt her. “S-Spin, s-she said so many..hurtful things…” He whimpered quietly.
Spinach sighed sadly. “I know, Lar. I know. And I’m going to get to the bottom of this…”
“Colin…” Tony murmured. “Why’d you hide the laptop that I use to play that game you taught me? I can’t find it anywhere in the house!”
“Because you’re addicted to it.” Colin said, as he was playing with his charger. He and Tony were in his room. “I didn’t want you to keep playing with it until you die. That wouldn’t be good, don’t you think?”
“But..that game was my favourite!” Tony began to whine. “Come on, Colin! Show me where you hid it!”
“No, Tony.” Colin said, sounding irritated. “Go do something to use your time. You don’t need computer games.”
“No buts, Tony. That’s that.” Colin hastily put his charger down and stood up off his bed. Tony got off the bed as well and started to walk after him.
“Please…?”
“Tony, what did I just say?” Colin turned around and crossed his arms. “I said no!”
Tony looked up at Colin with desperate, puppy dog eyes. “Oh, PLEASE?! Come onnnn, Colin!”
“Tony!” Colin snapped. “NO!”
Colin sighed and rubbed his head, feeling a headache coming on. “Tony….you’re really starting to push my buttons.”
Tony grinned. “Oh, then it must be working! PLEASE, COLIN? I’ll be good on it, I swear!”
“I won’t look up any bad stuff like last time!”
“I said n- wait, WHAT?” Colin snapped his head up, staring at Tony in shock. “YOU LOOKED UP BAD STUFF?”
Tony began to panic. He shouldn’t of said that. “I- uh, n-no..!”
Spinach angrily hopped her way into the study room. She knew that would be where Paige would be, drawing on her canvas. That little sketchbook had hurt her boyfriends feelings, and she was going to pay. Big time.
“Paige, we need to have a talk.” Spinach said, appearing in the doorway. Paige looked away from her cannas of a grassy hill. It was covered in blue instead of green.
“Talk? About what?” Paige asked, trying to sound confused.
“I know what you said to Larry. Why’d you do that?”
“Because he blamed me first, and I had every right to talk at him like that, Spin. He actually thought I drank beer! He’s STUPID!” Paige exclaimed with anger, turning back to her canvas and continuing to paint. “Now if you excuse me, I want to finish my painting-”
Paige looked down in horror. Her paintbrush had been snapped in half. She looked up, shocked, and saw that Spinach was holding it with one hand. She had broken it when she wasn’t looking.
“YOU BROKE MY PAINTBRUSH!” Paige screamed furiously, dropping her art equipment and starting to advance toward the little can.
Spinach backed away, showing no fear. “I want you to apologize to Larry!”
“NO! Not after what he did to me!”
“But you hurt his feelings!” Spinach cried. “Don’t you even care about that? Do you even care about him..?”
Paige halted. She paused, and looked down at the floor. Spinach Can was right. She had to apologize. She hurt Larry’s feelings. She…wasn’t a true friend.
Paige sighed and nodded her head, her eyes closed. “Okay. I’ll apologize.”
Spinach smiled. “That’s what I like to hear.”
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Colin couldn’t take it anymore. Tony was still annoying him with making him get the laptop. He wouldn’t stop.
“Come on, Colin.” Tony was still saying as he watched Colin clean his computer harddrives. “Just say you’ll let me use the laptop.”
“How about no?” Colin growled. He put one harddrive down and picked up another. “Tony, I’ve said this about a million times already. NO.”
Tony whined louder. “COLIN, COME ON!” He cried. “I’M SO BORED!”
“Then do something with your time!” Colin yelled. “Just stop asking me to use the laptop!”
Colin sighed again, nearly crushing his harddrive in his hand. This was never going to end.
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Spinach led Paige to the living room. “He’s hopefully still not crying.” She said. “When I found him, he was sobbing his eyes out.”
Paige’s face fell. “Oh, man. I-I really made him upset, didn’t I?”
“You think?” Spinach said. “He said you said a lot of awful things, Paige. No wonder he was heartbroken!”
Paige felt guilt wrap around her own heart at hearing that. “Oh my god…what is wrong with me?”
They went into the living room, and saw that Larry was now sitting on the couch, his face looking pale as he wiped a few tears that spilled down his cheeks.
“Larry, Paige has something she wants to say to you.” Spinach said, hopping up to Larry. “And it’s nothing horrible.”
Larry glanced down at the two, then at Paige. “What…?”
Paige took a deep breath, steeling her nerves. “Larry, I’m sorry for calling you those things. I know you don’t always uh..think right, but you’re actually a smart fella. And I’m not just saying that to make you feel better.” She apologized. “And…I-I’m sorry for being so rude. I know that you just wanted to know who was drinking all your beer.”
Larry smiled at hearing that. “Oh, Paige…you don’t know how happy I am to hear you say that.” He gave her a hug. Paige hugged back. “Thank you…”
Spinach smiled at the two. A sudden odd thought struck her. Who had been the one to drink all that beer, anyway…?
“Hehehe, they never even suspected It would be me…” Bread Boy chuckled evilly, drinking another bottle of beer he had snatched from Larry’s pile. “What a bunch of fools! Hahahaha!”
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