ezka

My bf isn't fictional don't worry!!! She's a yumeshipper himself aswell so we're both okay with it :-3 We actually openly share our yumeships and talk about our f/os together!! (It's okay, you didn't come off as rude and I understand that this question was out of curiosity!!! :-D)

Ilya gets way too excited one night when he sees Shane reading in bed wearing his glasses and fucks him so hard he ends up breaking the glasses. When Ilya realizes they’re broken he keeps apologizing to Shane, feeling so bad about breaking them but Shane is so completely gone that he couldn’t care less about the glasses. He just kisses Ilya, hugs him and falls asleep with the biggest smile on his face. Ilya doesn’t know about the spare glasses Shane keeps in the bottom drawer but he really should’ve known that Shane Hollander would definitely have backup glasses. He’s so delighted and relieved when he sees him in them the next day. Ilya kisses Shane so carefully this time, telling him how hot he looks and how he doesn’t want to break these too. Shane smiles at him and tells him that it was definitely worth it and he shouldn’t feel bad because broken glasses are a small price to pay for getting railed by Ilya Rozanov.

i'm not joking when i say ilya admitting to shane that he looked up compatible was one of the bravest things ever. shane also asking for ilya's room number was so brave too. i love them

i think shane would be into the idea of threesomes but not want the anxiety of letting someone else see him like that so his fantasy scenario is like some sort of human cloning technology can instantaneously make a second ilya but then he doesnt want the ilyas to fight so as soon as they're finished the second ilya vanishes and he just creates new fully aware ilyas at will and is slightly haunted by the ethical ramifications of the ilya clones who only live long enough to fuck him but not haunted enough to create a new fantasy threesome scenario

God this is random, but here's my daily Shane and Ilya thought. For some reason, I feel like in terms of Disney princesses, Shane likes Tiana because of how hard she works and how one minded she is with her dream. Maybe he even sees himself in her because he also always feels like he has to choose between love and his career and he's got pressure to live up to Yuna and the league's expectations kind of like Tiana with bringing to life her father's dream, and maybe he appreciates how she learns to expand her life to include affection and love. Ilya on the other hand says he likes Elsa cause she's broody and likes the cold and MAGICAL SHANE and he's like she's a QUEEN okay, not a princess, (this spells winner in his mind) but I think he secretly really relates to Anna more because of his lonely relationship with his brother and his desire to be loved.

thinking about the time i dated a boy for a week and then ig i won bc i dumped him since i got bored so two days later he got with some other girl and was all intimate with her in public and all and then 3 or so months later he dumped her using the exact same excuse that i used to dump him. i think he made me question my sexuality wow i was uninterested