If my heart was a house you'd be home.

fuck i think im going into heat 🥴 *picks up a motorcycle and slams it on your head*

what a year this last hour has been

LOOK AT FUCKING TEXAS. IT’S FUCKING PURPLE. TEXAS IS NOT AS CONSERVATIVE AS PEOPLE THINK. Those blue spots in Texas? That’s over 60% of the state population in those like 10 or so counties. Texas ain’t red. The electoral college is skewed right because it gives equal weight to counties with vastly different populations. 40% of the population decides every electoral vote in the state. Electoral College is bullshit.

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me about myself: interesting concept but poor execution!

i am STILL HORNY in the middle of a pandemic. the grind never stops

You have to really be willing to learn how a person needs to be loved in order for a relationship to work.

how to stop endlessly analyzing your own behavior as if you were a scientific experiment

i have feelings for u. not telling u which ones.

Not to be a golden retriever on main but if someone could scratch my head and also behind my ears that would be great