Ashley

erm... how is the alien from alien a perfect orgamism if it doesn't have big tits and a fat ass?

i wanna put a glazed donut in a waffle maker

"how could someone be so stupid as to do that? ...oh, wait, i did that last night" - me prolly

i wish i was exclusively a lesbian. like, what do you mean i also like icky sticky stinky weird gross dumb stupid ugly boys just as much as girls?? like, hello? brain? you already can like girls, why are you giving me a crush on that dummy wummy ding-dong dork butt-face knucklehead of a random dude??

the omegaverse but instead of just a/b/o, it goes all the way through the greek alphabet instead, and everyone's really confused because, wait, what's the difference between a zeta male and a theta male again?

when will pony town win game of the year?

i was arguing with someone about the shroud of turin a few months ago, and it's kinda too late to go back and reply, but i just kinda need to post that: yes, it has been recreated by modern science, unlike what that tiktok dummy was talkin' abt, a luigi garlaschelli used some random old pigment with traces of acid in it, then idk baked it in an oven or smth, and finally washed it or whatever, then it was, like, basically identical i think. also, i dunno why christians need proof of their god so badly, like, what happened to faith? it's not faith if there's proof, dummies. your god basically said "there's no empirical evidence of me, just believe for some reason," and now christians really really want proof anyways, but then they'll also go and claim that i "can't disprove god cause he's above human logic," even though they're actively trying to prove him with human logic, which just doesn't make sense, so i dunno what the hell's going on, so...

since the jesus fandom is trying to replace pride month in june with "jesus month" (dumb name) then we need to fight back and establish a second pride month in december (even though jesus wasn't even born in december)