kind hearted

getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up

#this is an alignment chart but we’re not advanced enough to understand it yet ( @cupofcoffin )

Don’t ever give up something that feels right because it probably is.

have you ever met someone and grow attached to them and think “it’s gonna hurt real bad when they leave”

okay you seem nice but do animals trust you?

I am painfully aware that I am no one’s favorite person

randomly complimenting people is great. what did it cost u? nothing. and u probably made their day.

kink: people with kind hearts and good intentions

an update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed.

when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”

this is funny and awful at the same time

if i had the money for my fashion sense I’d be unstoppable