Perfect & Cynical. Highly Unusual.

this is how everybody in england look

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

one direction was right… she’s insecure

what even was this show

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

Are there no fucking butterflies in japan 

i am, as the poets say, a mess

y'all think about love?

Every Single Waking Fucking Day Do I Think About Love

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

Save them

my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence

if you make it to 100 instead of getting a card or whatever it is from the queen you get to commit treason

your dad is a fucking innovator