hello welcome to hell

Hmmmm, I wonder why we pirate????

like wtaf even is this bullshit 😭

“This time, Batman makes no response, save a slight shaking of his head, and a nigh-inaudible sigh…”

My low res boys

1) Gets kidnapped. Looks absolutely furious in his ransom photo, which would be understandable were it not for future context.

2) Becomes Plucky McGee as soon as Bruce shows up. There are guns trained on his goofy ass and he’s flashing the dimples LMAO.

3) The side eye and the “Shall we begin?”. Like, okay bucko.

4) Breaks out. Note that there have been no changes to his status since before Bruce showed up, meaning he had the ability to escape whether or not Bruce came.

Conclusion: Not only was Dick fine, I’m pretty sure this was just an opportunity for Dick to say hi to Bruce and get out of college.

And then I remember that Bruce personally sewed Dick’s first Robin costume.

And then I’m no longer sad.

Him on his Bat nonsense is also top tier

An then. Of course. Baby.