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Fluff

“Are you insane?” “Yes,”

“You know I have a soft spot for your stupid puppy dog eyes,”

“You’re cute,” “I would be concerned if you thought otherwise,”

“I love you,” 

“Love, baby, sweetheart, sweetums,” “Shut up,”

“Don’t worry, I’m not about to propose,”

“I really want to kiss you right now,” 

“I’ve missed you,”

“Then what are you waiting for?”

“We’re going to be late!” “Five more minutes,”

“I’ve never been happier,”

“Please,” “No…yes,”

“Is it okay if i hold you hand?”

“I mean, my shirt is always available,”

“Do you have any pictures of us,”

“Are you sure you want me to answer that?”

“Cuddles? Please?”

“Just kiss me already,”

“You were taking to long,”

“You look beautiful,” “Oh shut up,”

Angst

“So thats it?” “I guess it is,”

“How many times do i have to tell you I’m sorry?” 

“You really think a stupid apology is going to fix this”

“I hate you,”

“I think that might be the nicest thing you’ve said to me,”

“Don’t you dare walk out that door,”

“Or what?” 

“I can’t loose you,”

“This isn’t you,”

“You don’t know me,”

“This isn’t the real me,” “Then show me the real you,”

“This will never work,” 

“How would you know?”

“I can’t go through this again, I won’t go through this again,”

“Please, please don’t go,”

“You promised,”

“Promises are meant to be broken,”

“Stop lying to me!”

“That makes two of us,”

“We’re really fucked up aren’t we?”

“I’m sorry,”

“We were never meant to be,”

“How could you say that?”

“The truth hurts, doesn’t it?”

“Now you know how I feel,”

“This was never going to work out,”

“I strongly dislike you,”

“So that’s it?”

“Stop, please, just stop,”

“Why can’t you just leave me alone!”

“This, this is just too much,”

“I’m sorry, but I cant,”

“Do you not trust me?”

“I never thought I’d hate someone as much as I do you,”

“I’m not about to go threw this bullshit again,”

“I can’t live knowing that you won’t love me the same,”

“Don’t do that, don’t give me hope,”

“It’s not about that, it’s about everything,”

“Don’t even finish that sentence, don’t break my heart even more,”

“Avoiding the inevitable isn’t true love, it’s guilt,”

“If you had cared, you would have told me to my face,”

“This is never what i wanted!”

“Out of all the people, I choose you above everyone else. Don’t mess that up with the bullshit your about to say to my face,”

“Stop dragging things on! your making this harder for the both of us, harder than this has to really be,”

“You don’t believe that, do you?”

“Five year! Five years i spent doing this! for what!”

“I did not put my all into this relationship for it to be thrown away like it was nothing,”

“If you plan on leaving, make sure to put the keys on the counter,”

“I chose to trust you, and you broke that,”

“Maybe you should,”

Smut

“Fuck you,” “How hard,”

“This seems like a nice place to have some fun don’t you think?”

“Are you insane?” “Yes,”

“Have my kids,” “Bet,”

“Can I be blunt?” “You’re going to be regardless of what i say,”

“Shut up,” “Make me,”

“Don’t be gentle,” “I wasn’t planning too,”

“Did you just growl?”

“Fuck me,” “Right now?”

“Damn, you really did a number on my huh?”

“You’re mine,”

“Did last night teach you nothing?”

“Oh, you thought we were done?”

“Kinky,”

“Oh baby, this is just the beginning,”

“Fuck me sideways,” “God damn,”

“Jesus christ,” “Thats not my name right now babygirl,”

“I think it’s time you return the favour, don’t you?”

“Just tell me when you want to stop,” “That won’t be happening anytime soon,”

“I want you to beg,” 

“Fuck, you like that don’t you?”

“You’re gonna be twice as wet in the shower,”

“I’m bored, wanna fuck?”

Dark 

“You’re not going anywhere,”

“But I love you,”

“You will,”

“I don’t care,”

“You don’t understand, you’ll never understand,”

“I guess I’ll just make you,”

“I could change,”

“Everything I do, I do it for you,”

“I’m never letting you go again,”

“You’re mine and I am yours,”

“You’re not leaving me, not again,”

“Oh, I’m sorry, did you like this one?”

Random

“Can i dye your hair?” “What?”

“Have you ever gotten waxed?” “No?”

“Try me bitch,” “Don’t test me hoe,”

“I’m not crying, you are,”

“Are you serious?” “Yes,”

“I’ve never been to *insert place*,” “What,”

“Are you calling me a liar?” “Do- do you want me to finish that line?”

“Get out,”

“I want to try something,” “Oh god, please no,”

“bet,” “bet.”

compilation of prompts by me, and many others to hopefully inspire you♡

cute/fluff:

“I’ll feel much better if you let me walk you home.”

“I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”

“Apparently all our friends have a bet going that we end up together.”

“you make me feel alive. for the first time ever, i feel like i can breathe”

“i fucking love you” “hang up, and tell me this when you’re sober”

“i really want to kiss you right now” “do it then”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“i’ve been falling in love with you since the first day we met”

“Sorry… your hair was in your face… thought I should move it so I could see you better.”

angsty/sad:

“i dont know how to exist in a world without you”

“The worst thing is, that even after all of that, I’m still in love with you.”

“did you at least think of me, when you were having sex with her?”

“no. the moment you saw me as a bet was the moment you fucked up.” 

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“i swear, if you say another word, i’ll leave.”

“that ship has sailed. i’ve had my one great love already”

“Would you just shut up and listen to me for two goddamn seconds?!”

“if i asked you to stay, would you?” 

“i don’t know who you are anymore”

“of course i still love you. but i hate myself for it.”

“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”

“i can’t have this argument with you again” “but-” “no. i’m done”

filth:

“Seeing you between my legs is so hot.”

“I may or may not have left some….marks.”

“I think we were a little too loud last night.”

“Really? You wanna have sex….here? Now?”

“the noises you make are incredible”

“You’ve been giving me bedroom eyes for the past half an hour - time to show me what, exactly, was on your mind.”

“we’re just…friends.” “friends don’t do this type of shit!”

“she may be all lollipops and candy bars, but I bet behind closed doors she’s hand cuffs and gags.”

“bite your lip once more, i dare you”

“what you gonna do about it, stud”

“I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”

“god i love your hands” “lets put them to good use then”

“i know you can be louder than that.”

“come on. i want the neighbours to hear you scream”

“do you like that? like being in control?”

funny/miscellaneous:

“Never trust a man whose smile steals the breath right from your lungs.”

“Did you just slap my ass?” / “Actually, I firmly grasped it.” / “Did you just quote Spongebob?”

“I’m not a damsel in distress. i’m a damsel doing damage.”

“You couldn’t handle me even if i came with instructions.”

“where have you been all my life?” “hiding from you”

“shut up with all that soulmate shit”

“I’d punch you, but that’d ruin that pretty little face of yours.”

“sorry, is that supposed to impress me?”

“Maybe you should leave the cooking to me.”

“so it’s a date?” “nope. not a date” 

“it’s because i’m so attractive isn’t it?” “i say this. and i cannot stress this enough. i find you completely repulsive.” 

“alright daddy long legs, next joke please”

Kacchan is happy to see that he’s fine