Binch (Nimbus, Schnookums)

If you think that glasses are attractive, then you officially have a fetish for the physically impaired.

>w>

suddenly, d u c c

when antifas get arrested for assault

fat birb do sit

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

starcucks is way too expensive anyway, dunkin donuts is best

Privilege is shitting into cleaner water than the rest of the world drinks.

sad but true.......

Having a boner while peeing is the equivalent to turning off aim assist on FPS games.

The most unrealistic thing about movies and tv shows Is that nobody makes any mistakes while talking.

Insult jokes get easier every year as people get more sensitive.

Little snowflake crybabies are making it so easy for us

It would be pretty frustrating if you were watching a documentary about your own disappearance as your ghost.

NSFW subs are just a bunch of guys telling each other they have boners.

That, and we want dicks up our butts