Levus Says Hi

Barracuda? No, BARAcuda. *flexes muscles and swims away*

if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?

this is why tumblr is worth pennies now

DM after failed stealth roll: Hmm… You try to sneak around but you’re dummy thicc and the clap from your ass cheeks alerts the guards. Roll for initiative.

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here

*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.