spotify, play me every song ive ever loved in the order i need to achieve perfect emotional catharsis

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

I want to follow him around like a cat and run in front of his feet and trip him

best part of tumblr is that everyone gets to claim ownership over one man of their own

okay fuck it, ask game. what man do you own

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

the many different lives I have lived in the past 4 months has been wild…

girl you have no fucking idea