truth hurts

amazing ! i’m on lizzie mcguire and that’s so raven at the minute. i’m literally loving it so much. i’ve also just watched hercules, sifting my way through the disney classics. what have you been watching ? aww, yeah it’s funny innit ? good way to keep me entertained anyway, even if i am going slightly insane.

    i feel like you’ve suddenly FORGOTTEN what type of guy i am . and i feel like you’re propositioning me here and i can’t ignore a b e t . it’s against my dna . slander ! the fuck , is this how you really see me ? as a thief ? some people are turned on by brains , y’know . i’m not one of them . i’m an ASS guy .

HAILEY: please god no

HAILEY: i need something actually cool and fun

ALEXIS: well what's YOUR definition of cool and fun?

HAILEY: jesus

HAILEY: how did you make my isolation worst

HAILEY: i'm blocking u

ALEXIS: you said you wanted entertainment and that's what i had ://

oh DEFINITELY !! sometimes we need that time to ourselves, but also it can be a bit much, y’know ??  filming’s been going good babe,  tackling some huge themes in season two and i’m so excited for it to be done and for the fans to see it.  you’re a cutie,  always so sweet to me !!  i bet,  it’s going to be good for you, there’s nothing like getting back to what you love doing. 

i know, but it’s coming in 9 days…not that i’m counting or anything. i can’t wait to be stuck in that disney haze and not want to do anything other than watch it. we’ve just come back from brazil recently from a festival. that was really fun. other than that, it’s been filming for the tv show. and managing me club in south shields, that’s been loadsa fun.

         but , uh , it’s the socially responsible shit to do . OBVIOUSLY . don’t make me lock you in your place myself . i’ll show up , hazmat suit and all . that is the most depressing statement i have ever heard . i would’ve g l a d l y shared a blanket , y’know , if it wasn’t stolen from me .  i … have not , but , uh , kinda trying the whole monogamy thing again , so , miss me with that hot girl shit . i can’t comment . 

HAILEY: hey

HAILEY: i fucking hate quarantine

HAILEY: i'm so bored, pls do something to entertain me.

HAILEY: 3, 2, 1... go

ALEXIS: dude...same :///

ALEXIS: this isolation sucks :(((

thank fuckin’ god. im completey ready for spring fashion to come into play, sundresses hold a special place in my heart, and my wardrobe. what kind of exciting stuff do you have comin up?

girl, you and me both! i just want to wear my sundresses and my baithing suits again. i miss being able to expose my legs and shit. i got some really fun photoshoots coming up, and a video project! i cannot wait!

it’s about time too, right?? i for sure was sick and tired of having to bundle up, and i’m definitely ready for bikini weather. mostly photo shoots and some video ideas i got going on! i can’t wait until they are all put together!

i mean , the world is gonna have to get used to the LAZY LIFE real quick in this given climate . i’ve gotten a head start and i’m already finished . didn’t you know that blanket stealing is practically a F E D E R A L offense these days ? i could have you arrested . how’d you like life behind bars , huh ?

i FEEL that on a high level, and i’m s e r i o u s l y jealous that you got to hibernate. i’ve been super busy filming and missing my bed, though with the current situation here, i’m sure i’ll beSPENDING so much time there. congrats on all the projects though babe, bet you’re going toKILL it !!