hell on heels

yeah definitely. i couldn’t even get in the same space as them. i’m so sensitive to smell too, i just can’t. yeah see a lovely loophole. mind you though, right now all we’ve got is time to lounge about. we could probably take five baths a day if we really wanted to. 

now im sorry ive even brought it up because it’s bringing about so many gag worthy thoughts. hopefully now people are at their cleanest? taking five baths a day might not be so bad if you’ve got a great tub. mines part jacuzzi and it’s awesome. 

        most of the time older men know what they’re doing . they’re not SELFISH as fuck as the boys in their twenties . i’m with you on that . i’ve slept with a married man before , not exactly my s h i n i n g moment , but the sex ? so much better knowing we weren’t supposed to be doing it . he was nineteen years older than me , that’s been my RECORD . 

that’s because older guys are smart enough to know that the world doesn’t revolve around them, it revolves around us. and since they’re probably pretty amped about attempting to keep us perky little things around, they want to prove that. agreed, the risk of ‘getting caught’ definitely ups the ante.

solid point t’ be fair. i guess in retrospect i’m kinda in the same mindset with all of this relative alone time i’ve been gettin’ y’know ? yeah, i think i’ll probably spend a little bit of time in LA when m’finally able t’ fuckin’ travel and all that sort of thing. i’ve been reading a lot, listening to a lot of different music n’ all. just kinda vibin’ really. what about you ?

yeah, i get it. it’s enough to drive ya crazy. im definitely planning some kind of trip when all of this bullshit is over. i don’t know to where yet, but just away. what have you been reading? anything you’d recommend? same, really. binging on netflix too of course.

its an amusing enough way to pass the time, i figure. someone mature might be a nice change of pace. think it could be a bit of a rush which definitely adds a bit of spice with the don’t get caught aspect. have you ever screwed an older dude?

zayn couldn’t help but let out a soft laugh at that. “ yeah i’m not gonna lie. i’d hate to be your publicist. ” god bless the poor sod who got stuck with that job. it was the same for zayn back in the day. he didn’t go out enough to get shit publicity anymore, but back in the one direction days, he got his fair share of it. he shrugged a little, he didn’t mind being predictable if it meant getting his dick sucked. “ what can i say? i like what i like. ” he laughed. he knew he’d get it too, or at least he was pretty sure he would. bella rarely wouldn’t give it to him, just like he was always keen to return the favour. he wasn’t generous in his day to day life, but he certainly was a generous lover. zayn huffed a little when she would bite into his words or feed his mentality. he could usually count on her for a bleak conversation, or at least making an argument out of it. “ well get sadder, cos i don’t have the mindset to be cheerful today. ” too much had happened recently. he needed to sound off in some way. and since he never spoke about his feelings, he could definitely fuck them out. he raised an eyebrow at her words and chuckled, shrugging once more. she had him there. he did enjoy it. and she would know that well, because of how often they found each other in this exact same position. “ maybe i do like it, maybe i don’t. doesn’t mean i can’t still whinge about it if i want to .” he did want a rise out of her. that’s what he liked about her. he could always count on her delivering. he parted his lips ever so slightly for her to place the blunt back between them. he took the last few drags, letting it make his mind foggy and relax him, god knew that was exactly what he needed. he watched as she unzipped his trousers and could already feel himself growing with anticipation. he knew what was coming even before she slid off his lap, before she spoke. perhaps he didn’t know the inner workings of bella’s mind well, hadn’t really felt like he needed to get to know it, but he knew how she was in bed, their routine well. he groaned when he finally slipped into her lips and he moved his hand down to her hair, tangling his fingers in it and simultaneously gently pushing her down on him. “ fucking love your mouth so much better when you’re not talking. ” he sighed happily and closed his eyes. he’d take a minute to relax into it, he’d be working up a sweat soon. but right now his mind was foggy, his dick was getting wet and he was in a complete state of bliss. 

i’d rather sleep with someone who never brushes their teeth. cos like you said you can just avoid their mouth. but someone that doesn’t shower will smell everywhere and i can’t deal with that. it’d physically make me sick. unless, it’s a loophole. and they don’t shower but they bath. in that case i’d sleep with them. 

doesn’t the mere thought of having to be that close to someone who doesn’t shower almost make you shudder in disgust? or is that just me? that would be an interesting loop hole, a bath is nice every once in a while but that would take some real time outta someones day. i wish i had the chance to lounge in the bathtub every day.

honestly, babe. after all this whole stayin’ inside n’ essentially only really havin’ the company of yourself n’ maybe your family i can see why the weird shit buzzin’ in your brain is like … understandable. that might just be me sayin’ so though. eh, it’s not lookin’ likely with everyone bein’ fuckin’ in los angeles like … i swear, all of this is just drivin’ me crazy anymore.

i think my brain can be a strange place to be no matter what the situation, suppose having more time to think has pointed that out! sounds like you’ll need to make a trip to the city of angels when you’re able. i hear that. its torturous. what are you doing to keep yourself occupied?

well, you’re succeeding so far ! that question was a creative one and i liked it. exactly ! that’s why it’s preferable. i mean, you could try to force the person to shower but if they don’t listen, there’s not much you can do. in this case, we’ll go with only once. that’s what i would have chosen too. mushrooms; i can’t stand those things. what’s yours ?

success! im glad that you’re at least entertained. i suppose putting out there that they’re not getting laid unless they shower could be a bit of an incentive but you never know i guess. yeah i think dealing with the worm once is better than having to eat something gross. i don’t mind mushrooms however i hate peas. 

well if we watched a movie, you’d still be seeing me. i think we’d both win, yeah?

sounds like a win win situation to me. just let me know the when and where.

        mm , being cooped up inside is R E A L L Y getting to you , isn’t it , baby girl ? regressing to thirteen year old girl antics over a game isn’t a cute look on you — or anyone else for that matter . i guess i’ll just woman up and take the asshole who forgot how to shower and insist that’s where the deed is done . who knew soap was such a fucking a aphrodisiac ? look at me , playing along.

nah, got nothin to do with bein cooped up, i just love a good ol wtf question. there you go, getting creative with the answer now that’s what this game is all about! to answer your question id rather fuck my significant others father, i  think he’d be much more likely to keep it on the low and i don’t need shit like that gettin out. 

Oof, well if those are my choices, I guess not brushing teeth? Shove some mints in their mouth if you have to. That’s better than nothing, I guess. 

exactly. i feel like bad breath is more easily contained or avoided than a completely dirty body! i mean im not sure why someone wouldn’t shower, but ya know, thankfully it’s all rhetorical.

you must be like a different level of bored for these sorts of questions, babe. it’s crazy t’ even be answerin’ some of this right now. m’with you on that, honestly. like, i’m not touchin’ anyone with all that mess down there. then again, it’s not like i’m gettin’ laid or anythin’ anyways. see ! this is why our MINDS are so fuckin’ big. bad breath ain’t the end of the world when doggy style exists !

this is the kind of weird shit that buzzes around in my brain a majority of the time, if i’m honest. completely random thoughts and situations, figured i may as well share em and at least keep myself entertained. im sure you could get some if you wanted to! not a doubt in my mind. but exactly, there’s always a way around it. 

zayn laughed and shrugged his shoulders a little. “ i think i prefer you when you’re in trouble. ” he teased. although really he wasn’t joking, she was much preferable to him when they were getting into trouble. although he wasn’t sure how fun it’d be when they got caught. not that he planned on that happening any time soon. but if there was one thing zayn had learned in his twenty-seven years, it was that you always got caught. maybe not straight away but at some point. you couldn’t stop the inevitable, only delay it. zayn smirked, his eyebrows raising. he of course knew she was being sarcastic, but that wouldn’t stop him from giving her an answer back anyway. “ i can think a way for you to thank me, it involves you getting on your knees.” the way he said it was almost a dare, a challenge as if they hadn’t done it before, as if he didn’t know that she would and had before risen to the challenge. he chuckled a little and shrugged his shoulders. “ what isn’t fucked up about the world though ? i have never met one single person or seen one single thing that isn’t fucked up in its own right. ”  it was a bleak view on the world but such was zayn. he’d never been known for being upbeat or his positivity. and he didn’t have so much going for him that would cause him to be positive. half the time, he was just downright miserable. zayn huffed when she pulled his hair, and rubbed the spot where it stung. “ oi, there was no need for that. take a fucking joke. ” though he knew the comment would piss her off, wanted it to piss her off even. and then play it so she looked like she was being sensitive, everything was always a game to him. but still, he wasn’t gonna argue it too much. sometimes he fought with her enough that she got pissed off and left. he didn’t want that happening today, he really did wanna get laid. he was horny now, and she was here. it seemed a waste to push her away and this particular point in time. he didn’t protest when she stole the blunt from him, he just sat back and let her do it. he was willing to share anyway. “ mmm, the only way to know if you’re telling the truth innit ? ” it was a joke, but it did highlight how little trust there was between the two. they were good at playing, acting, manipulating, the both of them were. that’s why they didn’t trust each other. they had witnessed firsthand each others faults, it was hard for trust to come out of that. and they were brought together in something almost sinister in it’s own right. there was no chance that they could ever build from that. he dipped his finger between her walls, the lightest of touches, just to tease her. he grunted his approval at the roll of her hips, pushing up to chase the feeling. it was good, it was what he needed. “ i’m in a shitty mood, i’ve had a shitty week. i don’t wanna play today. don’t wanna have to act like we really like each other? want it hard, fast and rough. you down ? ” he wouldn’t just be so blunt with anyone, but he knew bella could handle it. that’s just how they were.

honestly i feel like dealing with bad breath is sadly the better option here, especially like … considerin’ you don’t have t’ look at that person when you’re fuckin’ them i suppose. either way, i’m hopin’ smart people say the second one because if your y'know … personal bits smell then is there any chance of even gettin’ someone t’ touch you at that point ? i’d like t’ know your choice on this question however.

neither option is ideal, obviously, but you’ve just got to choose the lesser of the two evils. and lets be real, not showering is the most evil. i can’t speak for the world, but there’s no way i’m getting anywhere near anyones intimate bits if they’re not clean. but we’re on the same wavelength because there are plenty choices of positions to not have to face someone or their bad breath ya know?

      okay here’s the thing , i would rather never have sex AGAIN than deal with either of that . poor hygiene is a major no - no for me . like if you can’t be bothered to take b a s i c care of yourself , i don’t think they deserve my body . period . so i basically just took a giant shit on your game , bella , i’m sorry . but fuck that , my body is a damn temple . okay . would you rather fuck your significant other’s father or brother ? 

no there is no thing. the whole point of the game is that you can’t not choose either option! it’s all rhetorical, we both know we’d never bother even being in the same room as someone that dirty, let alone fuck them. guess ill have to take a giant shit on your question and not choose an answer. isn’t this fun?