Levi Holland

agree on all fronts. look at us, being mature reasonable adults!

Yep. That’s definitely what’s going on here. No hard feelings at all. 

okay okay okay, moooooving on. let’s hit the bar. i think we need a couple margaritas after this conversation.

You don’t have to ask me twice. I’ll pay. 

REALLY??????

Well, it had to be a dude and I wasn’t going to pick any of the kids here. Plus it needed to be someone who wouldn’t stick around after the fact. Didn’t leave me with many options

okay okay, i promise i will forgive you and won’t bring this up ever.

Okay... The question was... who I would have a threesome with 

by ‘never speak of this again’, you mean we can drunkenly bring it up at the occasional holiday party and laugh about it, right?

Um... yeah I’m not sure if you’ll ever want to laugh about it, even drunk. 

do i want to know why you grouped me with mr. prewitt blew it the fuckboy?

Nope. Not a chance.  If I tell you, your dare is to forgive me and never speak of this again. 

i would’ve planned your outfits for this whole trip if you had let me 

I just don’t see why I need to colour coordinate to drink sangria on the beach

omg BABE! YOU LOOK SO GOOD! look at what an amazing job i did

ugh yes you know room service is the way to my heart. amongst other things, but room service is definitely up there.

I hope that includes me on occasion. Not sure if I come before or after room service though. I think the french tuck has me beat. 

smart thinking, babe. who would take care of my cute hungover ass if we were both hungover, right?

Yep. Sure. Totally the only reason. Room service for breakfast then?