"Spring Foofles!"

Meanwhile at the Hakurei Shrine, Lily is currently burning through her misseasonal excess energy.

"Spring! Spring! Spring!"

*Yoink.*

"..."

"So Umi, let me get this straight. According to your examination and autopsy report none of the three victims had been bludgeoned, drowned, poisoned, stabbed, shot, strangled, or suffocated. That all three appeared to be in perfect health aside from the fact that they are all dead."

"Lets see... If Crescent is the rifle on the wall painted with flame decals, Chloe is the My First Chemistry Play Set, and Steve is Steve, then that means..."

"Ms. Sakuya, I understand that you may of been poisoned, but unless you have a vial of your own blood on hand, I can not help you identify it."

"Room and board are base pay for all new hires. After some time Princess Remilia offers payment in various different methods. Typical money or small shiny gems she has collected is usually what is given, but a few members of the staff simply request a hug from her to be their payment."

"Well Ms. Marisa, of course you'll never find the right time to use a spell like that. After all, in Gensokyo Straight people are like busses."

"Its Familiar exchange day today. So I've taken the liberty of swapping people's familiars so they can see how their fellow summoners go about their work."

"Like Koakuma is now with Crescent, Steve with Marisa, and Noizumo with Ms. Knowledge!"

"If you're wondering how I did that, the answer is very simple."

"if Crescent is bunny, Chloe is cat, Helia is bitch, and Steve is Steve..."