"Spring Foofles!"

"It's absolutely wonderful! Steve defeated a beetle, and that victory was enough to get him to DING and reach level seventy. Which means that he can now use his flying mount!" She points up into the air

"Ms. Yuuka is a..."

"You know, I can't even call this the princess' barely disguised fetish."

♫ "Welcome one and all to Error 191618091907: Lyrics not found If your lights are turned off, then you’re safe." ♩

There is a decent crowd of fairies in the cafe today, even the Telecommunications was present as they were all sitting on chairs in the cleared out space in front of a small stage. A few fairies were making music while Lily was busy singing a song that she had wrote.

"Up from the the depths there came an ocean goooood"

"Horrific beast, Wanting a feast."

"IIIIIIt wanted a virgin sacrifice."

"But I just could not oobbbllliiiiigge."

"I am not one to Boast, But let's just saaaaay,"

"I held Crescent's hand one day~"

Crescent didn't need to look up from the spot she has buried her face in her hands to know that pretty much every single fairy in the crowd, Telecommunications Goddess included, had turned their heads to stare directly at her. Not to mention the thought of all the other fairies that may currently be listening in if the Telecommunications Goddess was broadcasting the song on the Fairy Waves that would no doubt be looking in the direction of the cafe to also stare at her.

"Lily, I heard it's your birthday." IS IT? "Well, something like that. Is there anything you'd like? Beer?"

"Wait, I thought my birthday was"

The Gamecube Memory card has been corrupted and needs to be formated. Date redacted

"Mary, you remember that noble you're talking about? Where is he so I could drag his face onto concrete?"