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I’m getting on my train to chicaga, and I’m sat next to this, from what I can see, angsty teen. He’s like wearing a trench coat and all this shit so I’m like on guard right? SIKE half way thru the trip, there’s this poor baby that just won’t stop crying so I turned to him and offered him some of my (stolen) wine. He accepts and we start chatting right???

K so then we go into the cafe car bc coach is hot af and like I was playing with his hair and omg it was so dry, so I was like hey I can get out these knots, Ive got coco butter.

So im doing his hair and shit (I know it’s weird but we hit it off really well) and he’s talking about how he was walking around the train and found an empty sleeper car, so lmao naturally, we go to the sleeper car.

We’re chatting and all that and like I decide to lay next to him and we went from 0-50 dude like hand up my shirt were making out it’s great. BOMB DICK BTW. Then we spent the next 3 hours, naked, telling each other secrets and healing.

We eventually go back to coachclass and fall asleep practically on top of each other. Our train gets into Chicago and we both have long lay overs so we venture into the city.

1. Tumblr staff has already been petitioned to “stop” the shoplifting community. Their response to the issue, (which is easily searchable) was that they basically could do nothing about us. They responded saying that photos of a “crime” are not illegal, because the media constantly promotes images of crime occurring/the aftermath of a crime. They mentioned that they had no intention of shutting any shoplifting fandom blogs down because that would be infringing on our first amendment rights of free speech. That being said, have no fear! Tumblr is not kicking us off! (If they kicked us off, they’d also have to kick off the porn blogs…..lol)

2. ALSO, don’t ever worry about law enforcement finding you off of tumblr! If any of you have seen it, a list containing our URL’s has been going viral which urges people to “report” us to online crimestoppers. I chuckle at their half-assed attempt to stop us, but they aren’t smart enough to understand that even their best try to shut our community down is endlessly flawed. Firstly, even if the FBI or police cared about striking down shoplifters, they have no way of sifting the actual shoplifters from the roleplayers or “fantasy shoplifters”. Many blogs who claim to shoplift are mere trolls or people who have a weird alter ego. Do you really think the cops will try to investigate thousands of blogs, trying to determine the real “criminals” from the posers? Hell no. 

-Additionally, even IF police forces could somehow determine the true shoplifters from the fakes, they would not have enough evidence to bring suit in court. They would have to prove that beyond a reasonable doubt, that YOU stole. One picture of a haul just won’t do it. They’d have to use their precious time and resources to obtain footage from retail stores, obtain receipts of purchase, and obtain inventory data…..and then court! On average, hiring lawyers and paying a fee to even have a case heard can cost anywhere from $2-$3k.  It’s impossible.

The ONLY way that a shoplifter would actually face real trouble from Tumblr would be if he/she were to post about a serious crime, like a murder or robbing a bank of thousands. Or…posting a haul with mona lisa in it. LOL.

For law enforcement officials, trying to prosecute shoplifters is a huge waste of time, resources, and money. Believe me when I say that they have much bigger issues on their hands. 

I usually pick them up together and hold them in one hand, then pull my hand back under something I was already carrying. Usually a jacket I came in with, so SAs wont try and take it from me when going into a fitting room. And yes, you CAN bring jackets around in the summer without looking weird. 

i kinna want to try lift some clothes? i’ve done my research about stores nearby but i just don’t know how to lift from them, because the shop i like a lot has a person who checks over a camera (the stand near the door and check over the cameras) but none of the clothes are tagged so how would i maybe go about doing that?

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Taken from the National Association for Shoplifting Prevention (oh, the irony)

See, even Chrissy Teigen knows what’s up! 🤗😂😉