* grace and frankie sentences.
“ put on your shoes! ” “ i spent half the day wearing a post-it note that says ‘all my dreams are dead’. “ “ i CAN drive. the dmv has asked me NOT to drive. ” “ i reject your presence here. you are invisible to me. ” “ i heard he/she punched a service dog in the face, once. ” “ i have absolutely no idea how i’m going to handle this… ” “ EXCUSE ME! i’m reading. ” “ i don’t even know exactly what i did that night… “ “ are we really gonna do this RIGHT NOW? ” “ GOD, i’m an asshole. ” “ i fucked up in a lot of ways, but i’m trying to do this right. ” “ get out of my house! i don’t want to look at you! ” “ there’s enough food in there for an army. ” “ you’re gonna make new memories. new and better memories! ” “ is it okay that i took your hand? ” “ you wanna play the tough guy? that’s how you wanna do it? ” “ i think people are on their best behavior when they eat off china. ” “ don’t be afraid to let yourself cry. ” “ fine, fine. i’ll go alphabetize the spices. ” “ i like the idea of fishing. i don’t like to kill the fish, though. ” “ are you implying that i’m irrelevant? ” “ salad bars freak me out. ” “ you wouldn’t think chocolate and vodka go together, but it’s like mac and cheese. it works. ” “ what are you doing here? ” “ i need a drink or i need my phone, you have GOT to give me something. ” “ i cannot deal with all of this right now! ” “ what’s the point of doing all this? ” “ is there some kind of manual that we didn’t get to tell us how to react in this situation? ” “ okay, stand back, i’m about to lose my shit. ” “ if they can’t see me, they can’t stop me. ” “ everybody’s gonna look at me and say ‘what a waste’. ” “ get your hand out of your mouth. ” “ this is never going to end, is it? ” “ why would i joke about that? why would ANYONE joke about that? ” “ go fuck yourself. ” “ just say the word and i can come over with a sandwich or a shoulder to cry on. ” “ you said to be myself! ” “ given the level of guilt you should be feeling, you could’ve brought better wine. ” “ maybe i should accept the fact that i’m going to be alone. ” “ i will give you twenty dollars if you get a dog and name it oprah winfrey. ” “ are you okay? are you in pain? what can i do? ” “ you know what you can do to help? you can LEAVE! ” “ you can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that? ” “ like it or not, you’re my friend. ” “ i’m staying here, tonight, i’m way too stoned to drive home. ” “ you’re chipper… before coffee. ” “ i’m not punching or fingering anyone! ” “ i can’t watch her die - please don’t make me watch her die! ” “ do i need to get a restraining order? ” “ i’ll see what i can do… can you just stay out of trouble for five minutes? ” “ this is my home, and you are my life. ”
